Logan : what do you think butterflies taste like ?
Remus : they taste bad .
Logan : how-?
Remus: I ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION THATS ALL YOU GET .
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Remy: * running around , grabbing all the pets to protect them *
Remus : * maniacal cackling from the background *
Roman : * hiding in the kitchen *
Patton : * trying to put the tree out *
Deceit: why can't we have one good Christmas?
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Roman : Remus you little trash goblin !
Remus : yessssss brother ?
Roman : you ate my fucking pop tarts .
Remus : whaaat? Noo, that couldn't have been me ! How about nerdy wolverine ? Crofter's goes wonderfully with pop tarts !
Roman : Logan ima Jill you , no one messes with my pop tarts !
Logan : * rises up in a unicorn onesie , jam and crumbs all over his face * what ? Rude much ? I was attending to very important private biscuits- I mean business.
Roman : * a look of murder in his eyes * you.are.dead.run.
Logan : Patton help !
Remus : * pulls pop tarts from nowhere cracking * you idiot !
Roman : * with a samurai sword and Logan's tie in hands * come again bitch?!?!?!
Roman : bitch those are my fucking pop tarts !
Remus : oh shit * runs away while Roman chases him*
Logan : well then .
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Remus , groggily: I could like bring chaos right now . But I'm too tried so the world gets peace for now .
Deceit, half asleep : for now?
Remus, already passed out and snoring:...
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Roman: * hugs deceit close by the waist *
Roman : hey,there , gorgeous.
Deceit:* disaster gay screech*
Roman : don't die , darling , I still haven't kissed you yet.
Deceit:* screeches and hides his face in Romans shoulder peeking up at him *
___________________________roman : had I not ready cried at the sunrise this morning , I would be weeping right now!
Virgil: what does that even mean ?
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Patton: that Remus guy won't do anything illegal , will he ?
Roman : define illegal .
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[ Virgil I infiltrating the light sides ]
Virgil , flirting with Roman : it's for the mission
Virgil making out with Roman : its only for the mission , I swear !
Virgil sleeping with Roman : its still , totally , for the mission , definitely am not doing this because I just want to, you know, I am on a mission and sacrifice is necessary.
Virgil, three years later looking at a ring on his finger :...mission accomplished.
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Roman : the stock market is just astrology for men .
Logan : Roman , you realize that we are all men , correct ?
Roman :... I said what I said , damnit!
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Dad patton : Remus ? Roman ? What was that sound ?
Kid Remus : nothing dad!
Dad Patton : Remus! Why is your brother laying on the floor ??
Kid Remus : * hiding the encyclopedia behind him * he was unconscious when I found him !!
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