Virgil: I'm going to bed .
Patton: it's noon?
Virgil: time isn't real.
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Patton: Lo, would you hold this for me please ?
Logan : ... this is your hand .
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Patton: the moon is really beautiful tonight .
Roman : it sure is .
Logan : should we tell them that it's just a tortilla you threw on the window ?
Virgil: shhhhh
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Virgil: I hope you get run over by a car .
Deceit: hoping is all well and good , but ultimately it gets you nowhere .be the change you want to see in the world . Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you , you coward , you lazy fool.
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Thomas : time-sensitive question , how do you flirt with a boy?
Virgil: throw rocks at him.
Remus : kill him .
Thomas :...
Thomas . Thanks , guys .
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Deceit, swirling wine glass filled with red Gatorade : well "officer", if that's even your real name -
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Deceit: what are you thinking , remus ?
Remus , holding a knife thinking : I could stab this into the soft part of his temple and slit my wrists with it before anyone could come in here and stop me .
Remus : the usual .
Deceit: well , you never do it ! You don't have the guts .
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Deceit: gentle reminder , don't eat candy before bed.
Virgil: no.
Deceit :that was a gentle reminder , but your defiance brings me and ungodly amount of rage .
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Virgil: say something nice about me .
Logan : you haven't killed yourself yet .
Virgil  : thanks.
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Remus, teaching baby virgil : if some guy tries to grab you, you can't fight him with fists . So here's what you do . You fall down on your back and you kick upward at him now you've thrown him off his rhythm.
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