Virgil : * smiles and reveals his little fangs *
Patton : oh, that's so cute !
Virgil : * nervously scratching the back of his neck * I mean ...
Patton : I will fight you if you talk bad about yourself.
Virgil : * snuggles up to him, laughing softly *
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Roman : did it hurt?
Virgil : yes
Roman : you didn't even wait for the " when you fell from heaven part"
Virgil : everything hurts
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Roman : I will add to your "a" to make "at" .
Patton : ooh,good on! I'll make that "rat"
Logan : I will add on to your "rat" and make "biostratigraph" so that gives me-
Roman : * flips broad*
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Deceit: tell him you're excited to have his last name and marry his brother .
Logan : this is some Shakespeare level shade.
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Logan : you love Patton , right ?
Virgil : I do . I would kill all of you for him .
Roman : that's .... that's sweet , right ?
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Remus, at any given moment: do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason ? Like Roman will walk in the room and I'm like " oh man I guess I have to end you ."
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Remus : * stabs Roman *
Roman : * dies *
Remus : HA! Git ya April fools !
Remus :.....
Remus : Roman , why ain't you getting up?
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[ Thomas is babysitting baby Roman & baby Remus for Patton ]
Thomas : hey , Roman , you gotta share , buddy .
Thomas : * moves the twins' shared bowl of goldfish back to be evenly between them*
Baby Remus : * grabs a handful and eats them slowly *
Baby Roman : * drags the bowl back over to him *
Thomas : Roman No!
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Remus : hey Deccy, whatcha doin?
Deceit: taking the trash out .
Virgil& Remus: oh, where are we going ?
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Thomas : * picks up deceit, who has been turned into a tiny kitten by Roman after a potion accident *
Deceit: * snuggles up to Thomas' neck , tiny claws dug into his shirt , falling asleep because this is the most physical contact he's ever gotten and he doesn't want to let go *
Thomas : can I keep him ?
Roman : I need to turn him back , Thomas .
Thomas : but he's so cute !
Logan : you can adopt a kitten then , but we kind of need deceit as a human .
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