Deceit: you know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight .
Remus : that's called having fun !
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Roman :  I want! To sit ! In a lap ! And I want ! To hold ! A hand !
Remus; popping up out of nowhere: does it have to be attached to an arm ?
Virgil : I love your need to make everything creepy . I love that .
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Thomas : what do you want from me ?!
Remus : * standing in the corner eating a KitKat bar the wrong way *
Thomas : please just stop .
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Remus : what flat cakes do y'all perfer ? Dominos or Pizza Hut ?
Virgil : what the fuck did you just say ?
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Patton : now it's time to -
Dee : introduce ourselves. I'm an alcoholic. My name is -
Patton : ask us questions!! * glancing at him * how to make learning mathematics fun !!
3rd graders : ...
Patton : ...
Dee: Dee , my name is Dee . Nice to meet you all today .
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Thomas : is everyone alright?
Patton : I guess so .
Roman : * dramatic gasps * I'm not ! Look at my outfit ! Orange is not my color !
Logan : he's right .
Thomas : we have to get out of here and go after Remus . Logan , can part the- * blasts everyone with water by accident *
Everyone else : * various exclamations if 'stop'!*
Thomas : I didn't do anything, I just....* blasts everyone with water again *
Everyone else : * screaming *
Remy : thommy , can you stop doing anything?
Logan : * tries to help and part the water but flies up and hits the ceiling before falling back down *
Virgil : that's weird , here , let me help . * blinds himself when he tries to help Logan up *
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Remus : if I ever die , then I want to -
Logan : wait wait wait , what do you mean by if ?
Remus :...
Logan :?
Remus : so if I ever die , then I want you to
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Logan : ... and then as you were leaving , you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for " intoxicated" people ... and then fell down them .
Roman : SO I WAS RIGHT !
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Logan : as I tried to explain before , you cannot get honey from hornet's nest .
Remus , holding a bat : I just don't think there's any science to support that , buddy .
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Roman : I admire the betta fish , because I too am beautiful and wish to fight Everyone.
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