Roman : * drinks coffee at midnight and immediately falls asleep *
Deceit: is he okay ?
Remus : yeah, he just does that , sometimes.
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Patton : * saw Roman and Remus hugging and then realized they were choking each other and was like , okay , that makes more sense *
Patton : BUT! DONT ! DO! THAT!
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Patton : fake plants are like fake friends
Patton: they're toxic and they trick you .
Patton : I haven't had many fake friends but I've know a few fake plants .
Roman : is this because you accidentally watered a plastic plant I bought ?
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[ at the hospital ]
Deceit: I'm Remus' emergency contact.
Receptionist: oh, are you here to pick him up ?
Deceit: I'm here to be removed as his emergency contact.
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[ Patton & Deceit after a fight ]
Patton : fine ! * storms into the bathroom and walls straight back to deceit *
Deceit: what ?!
Patton , sighs : there's a spider in there , can you get it out please ?
Deceit, going to catch it : you're impossible.
{ 𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕚 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕒𝕪 ... ℙ𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕠𝕟 𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕒𝕣𝕖 ... ℂ𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕡𝕪 𝕔𝕣𝕒𝕨𝕝𝕪 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 !!}
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Virgil, at one point : my cat sleeps all day and she's "cute" and "precious" . I sleep all day and suddenly I'm "clinically depressed".
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Deceit on the phone with Remus : please come pickup your twin , he's tap dancing in his underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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[ yoga with the sides ]
Patton : take in a deep breath .
Logan : and , let out an annoyed breath .
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Virgil : sometimes I have the desire to die but then I look back on my life .
Virgil : and my wish becomes desperate.
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Roman , on the phone with Logan : so you've kissed Patton how many times ?
Logan :... yeah that's technically not a bromance.
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