Logan : I'm one inconvenience from joining the dark sides and killing all of you .
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Remus : * stares at deceit *
Deceit: what ?
Remus : * slowly blinks *
Deceit: Ah. You're in hyperfocus . Stimmy octopus time . * hands Remus his bucket of stim toys .
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Deceit: * makes a gesture with his hands and gets too close to Remus' face *
Remus : * bites dee's finger *
Deceit, emotionless : that's mine Remus . Give it back .
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Virgil : Roman , do me a favor and look deeply into my eyes .
Roman : okay ?
Virgil : come closer
Roman , moves closer with a blush : alright .
Virgil : no. Closer .
Roman , moves even closer until they're toe to toe : ....
Virgil , leans in :....
Virgil : talk to me like that again , and I'll rip your posters and stuff animals .
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Deceit: I can not be blamed , I'm a businessman.
Virgil: you're a liar !
Deceit: isn't that what I said ?
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Logan : so I heard Remus is in jail ?
Deceit: yeah , for something he didn't do .
Logan : what didn't he do ?
Deceit: Run fast enough .
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Patton , on the phone with deceit: I think we're gonna have to limit Virgil's time at your place .
Deceit: why ?
Patton : all your kids do is teach him pop culture phrases, and they're kind of -
Virgil : * bursts into Patton's room *
Virgil : rise and grind my dudes , let's eat today's ass !
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Patton : what are you doing ?
Virgil : * spreading toothpaste on toast * I'm multitasking.
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Roman : * cuddles up to Thomas *
Roman : give me validation?
Thomas : you're the most adorable thing ever and I will fight a thousand me for you .
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Roman , disappointed : they don't even have a Dalmatian here.
Logan : would you stop with the Dalmatians already ?
Roman : I'm just saying it would be nice to see one in its natural habitat!
Logan : they're not indigenous to firehouses , Roman .
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