Logan : why is a snake in my two drawer ?!?
Deceit: she needed a warm spot to lay her eggs .
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Deceit: can did pics ? No , take cryptid pics of me .
Deceit: make me as blurry as possible, my eyes glow , I'm in places I logically can't be in .
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Remus : * flopping around on the forest floor *
Deceit: I don't spy on fifty eels so I found this post generator...
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Remus : is it considered day drinking if it's noon ?
Patton : you're under age ! How did you get that ?!
Remus : my family is made of alcoholics. I've been drinking since I was 5 .
Patton : this is why I am your parents now !!
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Remus: * has hiccups and chugs a glass of water while staring down Logan *
Remus : that was hot water .
Remus : * slides out of kitchen *
Logan : why do you insist on acting like a cryptid ?
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Deceit & Roman: * crying because everyone keeps disregarding them during a discussion *
Remus : * raises knife * who did this to my husband and brother ? I just want to talk .
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Roman : did I make mistakes ?
Roman : yes
Roman : was I the only one who made mistakes?
Roman : YES
Roman : but did it all work out ?
Roman : lets go to the weather and find out !
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Virgil : * kisses Roman *
Roman : * blushes uncontrollably *
Virgil : cute . Look how red you are . You match your sash .
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Yoga with the sides
[ the sides are holding a position]
Patton : can you feel the stinging ?
Logan : I would call it a mosquito .
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Trans Patton : I got my next appointment for more boy juice !
Remus : don't take that as offence but you kinda look like a twink .
Patton : ..... because I  am .  I'm trying to become a himbo .
Remus : I'm a thimbo ! We can become dummy thicc together !
Patton : YES !
Remus: himbo/ thimbo squad !
Patton : relationship goals !