Emile : alright , what do we say when we get a anxious ?
Virgil : my anxiety is chronic, but my ass is iconic.
Emile , sighing : no .
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Remus , whispering softly: Dante's the divine comedy was the first fanfiction .
Thomas : please let me go to sleep
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Roman : * snuggles up to Remus *
Remus :  oh ,hey , look, I've got a kola brother .
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Roman : you know my motto , crape diem, crape noctem , crape coles
Logan : seize the day , seize the night , what's the last one ?
Roman :  seize the dick .
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Logan: you know the difference between a vowel and a consonant don't you ?
Roman : umm, no not really .
Logan : a vowel is doing a word .
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Virgil , on the phone with Remus : hey , babe , I cleaned my room . Come spend time with me .
Remus : I'm already on my way .
Virgil : bring deceit for maximum cuddling effect for doing something different while my brain frog is kicking my ass .
Remus , audibly dragging deceit kicking and screaming behind him: on it !
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Virgil : tater tots exist to just piss me off .
Roman: for the last time ! They are not too much potato!
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Logan on the phone with Virgil: because of the coronavirus we have to social distance ourselves from loved ones and friends .
Virgil : * already in his room with snacks to last a year and social anxiety * I think I'm a head of this virus.
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Patton: * picks up Virgil *
Virgil : oh my god , you're stronk .
Patton: stronk dad .
Virgil: * dying gay emo noises *
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Someone : I don't know why you have to over analyze sex . Like , it's just there . It's romantic .
Deceit, an intellectual: if you think about sex objectively for one second it automatically becomes ridiculous.