Deceit: I really hate the concept of being overdressed.
Deceit: if I want to wear a latex dress and a fur coat to the grocery store on a Tuesday afternoon, I shouldn't be judged, I should be applauded for being so incredibly sexy .
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Patton : what's worse than a heartbreak?
Virgil: have you ever woken up and realized your phone wasn't charging?
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Patton : what's your love language, kiddo ?
Roman , baking a cake that says " I love you " : yes
Patton : I don't think you understand-
Roman , sweeping Patton's floor : Yes !
Patton : no , but -
Roman , sweeping him off his feet in a tight hug : YES!!!
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Virgil : this is a tough time for those extroverts out there , but thank god I'm not one of those losers .
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Roman : * sliding a photo across the table * I want you to stab this person in the leg .
Remus : ... this is a photo of you .
Roman : Virgil wants me to try MCR .
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Remus : Lo, you know what's funnier than 24 ?
Logan : well , it could be plenty of things -
Remus : I'm trying to make a joke here , just say what .
Logan : alright I'll comply . What is funnier than 24 ?
Remus : * holding back laughter * 25.
Logan : * smiles *
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Roman : all this being inside is gonna be great ! It'll give me time to work on clearing my skin up and cleaning up my room and organizing my-
Roman , Exactly two minutes later : I'm so lonely oh god please pay attention to me .
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Patton : I've noticed that we've slowly started phase the "B" out of bromance .
Roman , proposing : that's one way you could put it .
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Roman : can I sleep yet ?
Logan : maybe sleep at night when you're supposed to .
Roman : what part of " insomnia " does you not get ?
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Virgil: stop asking if I'm a top or bottom .
Virgil : I'm a disappointment.
Patton : no .