Remus : awkward sibling hug ?
Roman : awkward sibling hug.
* hug *
Both : pat . Pat .
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Logan : the best part of the cookie is the chocolate.
Patton : I respect your opinion... but you're wrong . It's the cream !
Deceit: darkness without light is an abyss . Light without darkness is blinding . You cannot have a coon with just one side .
Virgil : yo , so crates , it's a fucking cookie .
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Roman : * looks at deceit * that could kill me by fangs , venom , or claws and id be happy regardless.
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Virgil : I request for you to not be a bitch .
Deceit: request denied.
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Logan : * deep sigh *
Deceit: what's wrong ?
Logan : Remus is so fucking stupid . But do fucking cute ! Why do I like stupid men !?
Deceit, staring at Roman fondly as Roman tries to pull a pan from Remus' hand and wacks Himself in the head with it when Remus suddenly let's go of it : well , ain't that a mood ?
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Remy : I'll braid the grass before I worry about a bitch that doesn't like me .
[ Remy a minute later]
Remy : Emile you are not gonna believe what this bitch just told me .
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Remy : in the past I have been a little ... abrupt ... with people . But the doctor said if I can't find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I'm going to die .
Remy ...
Remy : so I guess I'm going to die .
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Roman : I know you're not used to this but maybe you should just try to keep it chill and see what happens!
Virgil : great advice . Impossible to follow! But great advice .
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Remus : 911 ? Yeah , uh , I glued myself to the ceiling again .
Logan , 911 operator : * silently hangs up *
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Deceit: jellyfish can survive for 600 million years without a brain. A ray of hope for the twins .
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