( the sides ask people to move for them )
Roman : pardon me , ma'am/ sir .
Logan : pardon me .
Patton : excuse me .
Virgil: move in gay .

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Virgil: I'm sorry for all the stuff I said . Roman : and for punching me in the face?
Virgil : No. you definitely deserved that .

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Logan : did you know that one in every 4 people are gay?
Patton : that means one of us are gay .
Roman : I hope it's Virgil .
Virgil: were all gay , you idiot .

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Roman : you're the moon because you're really pale , and deep down you're dark .
Virgil :....
Roman : and I'm the sun because I'm bright , and happy.
Virgil :  you're the sun because no one wants to look at you directly .

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Patton : I'd like to phone a friend .
Game show host : I haven't asked you a question yet .
Patron I know , I just miss them .

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Roman : * yawns *
Virgil : I guess being pretty is tiring?
Roman : * tilts head to look at him * you must be  exhausted then ...
Virgil:! * attempt to hide oncoming blush*

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Roman : that's my way of doing things . When life gives you pain , I take that pain and push it down . And if the pain starts to come up again , I push more pain down on top of it . Why confront something when you can avoid it , right ?
Thomas : Roman... do you need a hug ?

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Virgil : that was seriously funny .
Logan : oxymoron.
Patton : What Did Just Call My Son !?!?
Logan : no it's a lit. Device .
Roman: it's lit fam?
Logan : * sighing * no ... it's a literary device.

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Virgil :* listening to the rain * I like the rain , it's peaceful.
Virgil : and it'll clean up a murder .
Logan : you wouldn't need the rain to clean up after you if you used a icicle as a murder weapon .
Roman : What's wrong with the both of you?!

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Patton : why are you so cute ?
Logan : call me cute again and I'll murder you .
Patton : * smiles * no you won't .
Logan : Try me .
Patton : you love me to much , plus you're too adorable to murder me .
Logan *death glare *

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Virgil : I need to get something off my chest -
Roman : is it your shirt ? Please say yes .

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( Roman knows Spanish and probably sings despacito just to annoy everyone else . Virgil isn't annoyed ... Virgil rolls with it . )
[ something inconvenient happens?]
Virgil : that's so sad , Roman sing despacito .
( and he does , they're unstoppable.)

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Roman : Virgil you seem so much happier lately , not that I'm against it , but is there any reason why?
Virgil , whispering while buzzing with excitement: It's Halloween time .
Logan , adjusting his glasses : Virgil it's only august .
Virgil , turning on Michael Jackson 's thriller : HALLOWEEN TIME !
Logan : but Virgil I -
Virgil , throwing fake spiders everywhere: HALLOWEEN TIME!
Logan : Virg-
Virgil , shoving a candy apple in his mouth: HALLOWEEN TIME!

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Virgil : * mumbles sings * I'm bringing sexy back ~
Roman : yes you are .

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Roman : * tired as hell *
Patton : aw kiddo , you look tired . What happened ??
Roman : Virgil kept me up last night ...
Logan: oh , see 😏
[ last night ]
Virgil : * dressed as a ghost and screaming * SOMBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA-
Patton : I could say the same thing for Logan ...
[ midnight ]
Logan : *T-posing in the corner whilst reciting poems and raps vigorously*...

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Virgil : some people are like slinkies .
Roman : explain
Virgil : not really good for much but makes you crack a smile when you push it down the stairs.
Roman: please don't push Deceit down the stairs .
Virgil : You can't stop me !