Logan : try saying positive things in the mirror ... it can help build your self confidence.
Virgil : * looks in mirror * fuck you .
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Roman: I'm done with being careful !
Logan : you think you've been careful up until now !?
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Virgil: I'm running on a treadmill.
Patton : oh, you're getting exercise. That's great , kiddo .
Virgil: Nope , it's a description of my life at the moment
Patton : ...
Virgil: it's going too fast and I can't find the stop button . I'm gonna fall off .
Patton : * concern dad noises *
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Deceit & Roman : * disguise themselves and switch places for a day *
Deceit: anything new on the dark side ?
Roman , jumping with joy : me and Remus got to go on an adventure , it was so fun !
Deceit, tearing up : I ... they said my ideas were good . I'm so happy !
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Logan : you can call me anytime if you have any questions.
Remus , calling at 3am : why do people that go to baby changing stations always come back with the same baby ?
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Deceit: * puts his hair into pigtails *
Remus : that shouldn't be cute . Why the fuck is that so damn cute ?
Deceit: because you're gay ?
Remus : you're right .
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Roman : hey , I've been thinking -
Deceit: congratulations.
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Remus : hey Roman , do you think I can throw this egg into that jar ?
Roman : no .
Remus , throwing an egg at Logan : guess not .
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Remus , to Logan : I love you so much . I would kill for you .
Remus , already on his knees hugging Logan's waist : please ask me to kill for you .
Logan : ...
Logan , holding Up a head of lettuce: well-
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Virgil : is there a word that's mixed between angry and sad ?
Logan : makon tented , disgruntled, miserable, desolated -
Patton : smad.
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