Roman , coming into the office: Logan I -
Logan : it is okay . You can come and cry about your breakup here , if need be .
Roman : breakup?? What are you talking about ? Patton and I are happy together !
Logan : ...
Roman : ...
Logan : ...
Roman , tearing up : he said he wants to breakup with me ?
Logan , shifting in his seat : yes . * hands him a box of tissues * I suggest crying over him . It clears up feelings. Studies show .
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Logan , holding a paintbrush : sorry , I think you dropped this
Virgil : no , that's not mine
Logan : I know , I need an excuse to talk to you .
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Roman : Remus would die on my funeral just to steal my spotlight.
Virgil: two happy things on one day . You'd be heroes .
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Logan : count me in . I could use the day off to spend some time with Roman , my husband.
Virgil : please , we all have loved ones . You're not getting any sympathy just 'cause you're married .
Patton : kiddo , I don't think he was -
Logan : no , I was . He saw right through me .
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[ Roman & Remus are in a competition against each other ]
Roman : I know what you're gonna say " he's my brother and I should be trying to get along with him ."
Patton : no . He's crazy , and he needs to go down .
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Virgil : dad I'm hungry and tired .
Patton : I have 3 dozen cupcakes,2 dozen cookies , a cake , and a whole pizza plus I have cuddles I can give you plenty of .