Remus : * gesturing to Deceit rocking in the corner having a meltdown *
Remus : you fucked up a perfectly good snake ! Look at him , he's got anxiety!
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Remus : you ready to fucking die !
Virgil : I'm on my bed bitch you can't kill me !
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Roman : you can't just buy your way out of everything you don't like !
Deceit: you sure ? Cause I'll give you $10 to leave me alone right now .
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Remus : hi , I'd like to report a hate crime . I'm gay and Virgil told me to sit still .
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Patton : Logan threw a note at me it reads " please don't pronounce ' hore d'oeirveres' as ' horse divorce' ever again ."
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Virgil : hey pat .
Patton: * sitting in front of the tv crying softly *
Virgil : oh . Did the documentary mention another bird that mates for life ?
Patton : *nodding & crying *
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Virgil: I am In...
Virgil : * cracks 7 joints *
Virgil : massive pain !
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Remus : I went to a doctor because I was constipated and he the same thing as my therapist. " I see your having trouble opening up."