Patton : I just stabbed a knife with a cheese grater !
Logan : That is not physically possible .

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Roman : when you meet someone for the first time and it's new and exciting. You know that rush ?
Virgil : no. No, see, when I first meet somebody it's mostly panic, Anxiety, and a great deal of sweating .
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Patton: I can't go . Stress is bad for the baby .
Logan : what baby ?
Patton : me .

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" Anything's possible !"
Y/n: thanks, Roman .
Roman: that wasn't me .that was Virgil .
Virgil: seriously... anything could possibly go wrong right now .
Y/n : ... thanks, Virgil.

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Logan : can you ever just be silent ?
Roman : you're just mad because I word better than you do .
Logan : firstly , Falsehood. Second, Falsehood.

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Patton : if I cut my leg ...
Patton : and swing it at your head ...
Patton:am I hitting or kicking you?
Virgil : you'll probably mentally scar me more than anything .

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Thomas , asking about the dark sides : I need all of you to be straight with me .
Roman : * looking at the others * that's going to be extremely hard for us .

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[ Virgil & Patton are cooking ]
Patton: verge are you okay ?
Virgil, crying : yea it's just the onions .
Patton @ the onions : what the fuck did you do to my son !

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Patton : Logan! We can't park here .
Logan : what? Why not ?
Patton : it's frog parking only !
Logan: ...
Patton : all others will be toad !
Logan : * bangs head against car horn *

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Virgil : * clam , resting in a bathtub filled with bubbles , in his clothes * Being home alone is the best ...
in another room : * noise *
Virgil : * whimper * Nope ! * sinks fully into the water *

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Logan : my partner must be top of the line , organized , graceful-
Patton: hi , I'm pat- * trips over thin air , screams , spills  water all over Virgil, accidentally pours dirt on Roman's head , and breaks his glasses *
Logan : ....
Logan : I want that one .

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Logan : why are you drinking so many sugary drinks today ?
Virgil : cause I didn't sleep until 4:00am
Logan: why ?
Virgil : cause I was at the hospital.
Logan : are you okay ?
Virgil : ya , I'm fine .
Logan : then why were you at the hospital?
Virgil : cause I wasn't fine then .
Logan : ....