Remus and Virgil have been snuggling and kissing for the last few hours, Remus has been whispering swwet nothings into Virgils ear during this, well, trying

"Virgil~ I wish i could tear you open and crawl inside your skin~" (Ew)
"Remus thats Disgusting"
"I know but its true~"
"Please dont crawl inside me"

"Virgil~ I want to take a pair of plairs and rip out your teeth, and keep them in a tiny jar, to always have you near me~" (Omg eww)
"Please Remus, nO"
"Why Virgieeee~?"
"Thats f***ing disgusting" (Sorry i bleep out cuss words, you know what i mean tho)

"Virgil~ I want you dead, so i can keep your body in a contanor and love you forever~" (*Vomits*)
"Okay, nO, Please, Dont"
"But it would be Nice~"
"nO nO nO nO"

"Virgil~"
"What?"
"I love you Virgil~"
"I love you too Re-Re"
(Yay happ)

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Ik dat was nastee