Sander Sides Characters as Melanie Martinez Songs: K-12 Edition!

Remus: Class Fight

Because he would fight a bitch over a man.

Roman: Highschool Sweethearts

I mean- Do I need to explain?

Patton: Lunchbox friends

He doesn't want friends that only lasts a short period of time, he needs long-term friends.

Logan: Teacher's Pet

Because he would be a teacher's pet.

Virgil: Drama Club

This bitch don't want your drama.

Janus: The Principal

If you don't get it than I can't help you.