Getting myself into the writing mood don't mind me-

Little! Patton
Cgs! Remus and Roman

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"Please Jordan, I don't want any trouble, I'm just trying to get home," Patton pleaded as he once again attempted to tug away from the older teenagers hold. He had been following him ever since the bell rang and Patton wanted nothing more than to spring himself into bed and hibernate. Jordan, a senior at his highschool wouldn't stop his pestering and insistence of a date, hence the arguing as Patton attempted to walk away from him. He didn't live far, he just wanted to go home.

"Come on! Just one dinner. It won't kill you!" He complains with a frown as he seemed to tighten his grip, earning a small wince from the younger of the two.

"Jordan, you're hurting me," Patton whimpers, attempting to tug away from him yet again.

"If you would just agreed I wouldn't have to hurt you-"

"Hey asswipe," called out a familiar, yet distant voice. The pair glanced over at a nearby house and Patton felt relief flood him as he saw Roman with his arms crossed at his door and Remus, who was previously munching on a bag of doritos, tossing them aside. Both had threatening glares staring daggers at Jordan, and as Remus began to approach first, hands pressed in his pockets, Patton gave another noise of discomfort as Jordan'a grip tightened on his arm.

"What do you two idiots want?" He snips, but by his straightened back and slight tremble in his fingertips, Patton knew exactly what he was actually like when it came to confrontation.

A coward.

"Unhand him this instant!" Roman demands, loud and boisterous as always as he pushed himself off his door frame, following behind hid twin. The glint in their eyes were vicious, but a teens pride seem to mean alot because Jordan refused to stand down, instead his lips morphed into a cruel smirk and he tugged Patton closer, ignoring the way he thrashed about.

"And why should I? We're going on a date. Stay out of it-" Before another word was said, Remus barreled forward, punching Jordan square in the nose. He yelled in pain and stumbled back, eyes instinctively tearing up and releasing Patton. His attempt to use Patton as a shield had failed. He didn't think they would attempt to hurt him if it meant Patton might be injured as well. Too bad for Jordan, Remus was unpredictable and didn't think things through.

As Patton was released, he quickly ran towards Roman, who grabbed him into a quick hug before pulling away and stalking towards the little runt.

The twins stood over him as he landed in the mud, holding a hand over his nose, which had begun to bleed. He looked up, his expression filling with dread as the twins gave a vicious stare, daring him to move.

"That was your warning," Roman snips. "You come anywhere near Patton again, and I swear on Disney, we'll give you the worst ten minutes of your life," He hisses.

Remus, however, crouched down, satisfied when Jordan flinched away from his movement.

"Fuck ten minutes, I'll lock you in my basement and test out medeival torture methods. Get a rat and stick it onto your stomach and let it burrow inside you. Pluck off your fingernails. One. By. One. Pull out your teeth. Slice through your tongue." He cackles, his face splitting into a deranged smile, and by this point Jordan was left speechless, shaking like leaf, tears freely rolling down his cheeks. He cried out as Remus grabbed him harshly by the face and tugged him close.

"Understand? Do it again and see what happens you little bitch." With a rapid nod Remus releases him and stands before the two turned to Patton, who was also trembling and was left to hug himself.

"T-Thank you..." Patton mumbles, easily accepting a longer hug from Roman while Remus turned to Jordan and growled.

"Fucking scram you dickwad!"

And with that he did.

"Come on," Roman soothes with a gentle smile. "Lets get some ice cream."

"And add a shit ton of unhealthy shit to it!" Remus cheers, swinging an arm around Patton's shoulder, earning a tearful giggle.

"C-Can I have duckie..." Patton asks quietly as he was led inside their home with Remus tossing his bag aside gently and Roman hoisting Pat up bridal style, much to his amusement.

"Of course! A precious little thing is allowed what it is you need to feel safe!" Roman declares and Patton smiles, fisting at his teary eyes as he was carried into the kitchen. Remus took the liberty of rushing to get Patton the fuzzy yellow duckling he adored with a baby blue ribbon tie into a bow around its neck. He then headed over to the freezer to get the ice cream out and plopping it into a cutesy bowl with carebears printed on the outside and plastic spoon was soon dipped into the sugary treat as well.

Patton was seated on Roman's lap all through this, with the princely figure pretending to steal Patton's nose away, in which the other was reaching for his hand as he wiggled his thumb.

"Roro!" Patton giggles. "Gimme back m'nose!"

"Nope it's all mine!" He teases.

Remus snickered, snatching Patton's 'nose' back and pretended to swallow it. "Now its in my tummy!"

"Noooo!" Patton shrieks with a bubbly laugh. "My nose!"

Remus scooped up a big bite of the soft ice cream and held it to his lips. "Maybe I'll barf it up later, for now open wide butterscotch!"

"Why butterscotch?" Roman asks, crinkling his eyebrows together while Patton giggled, opening his mouth without a second thought, not minding that Remus was feeding him. He just squeezed Duckie tight and let the coolness calm down the panic that was swarming his insides like fierce bats instead of butterflies. The game, while short, had managed to lift his mood as well, and just like that, he was successfully tossed into littlespace.

"I don't know, cause it's sweet or something," Remus shrugs, feeding the baby another bite. "Can call him marshmallow instead. Soft and chubby!"

Patton went pink and whined softly and Remus grinned. "What? I think you're adorable. A little chubby baby who squeaks like a dog toy when squeezed!" He teases, squeezing his side, proving his point as Patton yipped and burst into giggles, curling into Roman's hold further as he wrapped his arms around his abdomen protectively.

"Leave my tadpole alone you fiend!"

"Your tadpole? Bitch we share!"

"Well now I get him on weekends too!"

"Now you sound like the edgelord and Double Dee."

Patton peered between the two as they bickered, Remus getting distracted so he gave his knee a little poke. Remus paused and grinned at Patton, ruffling his hair. "Sorry kid," He says, continuing along, feeding him his treat. He deserved it.

"How about after ice cream we watch Bluey?" Roman suggests, running a hand through his curls ever so gently. Patton bobbed his head in agreement and rubbed at his eyes, the events tuckering him out.

"And a nap," Remus adds.

"Can I have my nose back?" Giggles Patton.

"Maybe after your nap!" Teases Remus as he stole a bite of the ice cream. "Till then its in my belly!"

"Quit stealing his treat you boggart!"

"I'm tasting it for poison!"

"You're supposed to do that for the first bite! Not five bites in!"

Patton smiled around the spoon. Yeah, he loved these silly gooses. His great protectors and guardians.