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"Why me? Patton always seems so much more enthusiastic about your 'grand' adventures." Roman cut through the vines with his sword only somewhat listening to what his fellow aspect had to say.

"Well, Patton never knows what to do in the dire situations that I get into. At least you know how to think on your feet."

Logan rolled his eyes. "That is true. If Patton were here he would just make a pun off of everything he saw."

"Well if Patton were here at least he would enjoy my company a little bit more." Roman scowled behind him and marched on leading the dynamic duo to the mouth of the dragon witch cave.

Logan huffed in annoyance. "Falsehood! You're worse than Virgil at jumping to conclusions. I do not dislike your company. I just don't see why you chose m-."

"Shhhh!!" Roman ignored Logan's complaints, shushing him and telling him to stay put. "Wait here." He began to traverse into the dark cave.

"Roman! I-"

"SSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!" Roman raced back and clasped his free hand over the logical aspect's mouth. "For once in your life would you shut your mouth?"

Logan pulled back looking extremely offended, but kept himself quiet while slightly pouting. Roman smirked.

"Thank you..." He whispered and trudged back into the cave.

A while had passed, when finally the sounds of battle rang from inside the cave. Logan pulled up a stump and sat at the mouth, twiddling his thumbs and waiting for Roman to return. He was only worried when he heard Roman's yell turn into a blood curling scream all of a sudden. With a start Logan arose from his seat and yelled not once but twice into the dark, sideways abyss.

"Roman? Roman!" He bolted straight in almost as fearless as Roman, taking every bend and every twist trying to follow the path the noise had taken in reverse. He came to a well-lit opening only having enough time to gather in his surroundings before a cloud of purple smoke enveloped him and the same blood curling scream that he had heard earlier, erupted from his own mouth.

10 minutes later...

"OH GWEAT! THIS IS JUWST PEWFECT! I tought I told you to tay put!"

"I dwid! But then you scweamed! I was scawed!" Both Logan and Roman found themselves covered in lingering purple smoke, as four-year-old versions of themselves trudged through the forest. Roman was dragging his now very heavy samurai sword with both hands behind, making very adroable squeaky grunts as he tried to carry it.

"Ugh!!" Roman pouted like a child and screamed to the sky before continuing to carry his sword. "When dad sees us like thwis... we're scwewed."

"Thwat or he'll just fawn ovew us like we're swome sort of...childwen!" Logan gripped his fists tightly and muttered under his breath.

"Thwat's what we are Logan! CHILDWEN! That stupid dumb Dragon witch. They're so mean! I hwave no mowe dignity!" Roman kicked a rock as he threw his temper tantrum.

Logan felt it easier to blame what Roman was blaming instead of his fellow aspect for dragging him into this. "Yeah. That dumb dwagon witch!"

Patton was baking a cake waiting for the two aspects to come home, when the 'height' of the situation was revealed to him. The first thing he did was drop an empty plate when he saw the two children in front of him. The next thing he did was squeal. And then he screamed. Yes in that order

"OH MY GOODNESS!!! You two are so cute!! Wait...what happened?" Patton's cooes immediatly turned into worry.

Roman rolled his eyes with the same amount of sass as his adult version. "Dumb stupid dwagon witch cuwse. It'll go away eventuwally. I'm stawting to like it though since erlenmeywer twash isn't talking so much."

"Hey! Twake that back!" Angry little logan stomped his foot and squeaked at Roman who just stuck his toungue out at him.

Patton stifled a giggle and bent down to pick up Roman. "Now Roman that's not how we talk to other kids."

"No! Let me goooooo!!" Roman squirmed in Patton's arms but began to squirm and squeal even more when he felt Patton's fingers tickling his tiny sides.

"Awww...your so cute when your this size!"

"EEheheheheh! No tickwes!!"

Logan giggled. "That's what you gwet pwincey!" This turned Patton's attention to the snarky well-dressed toddler.

"Oh don't think you're getting away either." As Patton began to reach for Logan with an adorable smirk on his face, the little logical aspect gasped squeakily and ran down the hall way.

"You'll never catch me!" It was impeccable timing that at that very second Virgil opened his door. Glancing up from the phone he saw a four-year-old Logan squeak adorably and turn around as soon as they made eye contact.

"Virgil catch him!" The darker aspect needed no second warning before shoving his phone back in his pocket and diving toward the scurrying child. Logan had no chance against Anxiety scooping his former debate partner up in his arms and walking back to Patton, who now had Roman sitting on his shoulders and was playing horsey with him.

"Fastew my noble stweed!" Patton whinnied like a horse to keep the little prince entertained. It was all it took for Virgil to snort and lose himself to laughter.

"Let me go! Let me go!" Logan continued to squirm in Virgil's arms, to which he huffed in amusement.

"Let me guess. Dragon witch?"

Logan stopped squirming to fold his arms and pout. "Precisewly! And its Roman's fault!"

Virgil chuckled and ruffled little Logan's hair to which the child wrinkled his nose at. "It's always Roman's fault."

"Hey! No it's nwot!" Roman jumped off of Patton in defiance and ran to Logan and Virgil shaking his fists at them defiantly.

"It was too!" Logan managed to jump out of Virgil's arms and onto the floor to face his opponent. "You dragged me out on that adventure with you!"

"You agweed! So it's your fault for coming along!"

"UNBELIEVEABLE!" Logan's voice was starting to mature and revert back to its orginal state. "You're the one that goes on those crazy adventures all the time!"

"Yeah! Well if you would just stayed put in the first place we wouldn't be in this mess." Roman's voice began to deepen as well.

As the two toddler's circled the other throwing insults at each other, they were unaware that the curse was wearing off. Patton arose from the floor trying to decide if he should break them up or not. Virgil got out his phone and began to record.

It wasn't long before the curse effects completely dispersed and left two grown men fighting like children. It was about five minutes until they both realized just how stupid they looked. Patton burst out laughing so hard that he fell on the floor while Virgil clicked the stop button from recording and he gave the two aspects a smirk before running to his room and locking the door.

"VIRGIL!" Both Logan and Roman chased him, but were unsuccessful in getting him to delete the footage. And to this day, he still teases them with it.

And no. Patton and Virgil never let them live that down. Ever.