Ship: Logicality

Warnings: Slight NSFW (Just a kissing scene)

It was a tuesday morning, Logan was already dressed and ready for his next day of classes. As he walked out the door of his room, the aroma of freshly baked waffles and scrambled eggs filled up his nostrils and fogged his glasses. Patton had already began making breakfast, but it seemed as if he and Logan were the only sides awake. Neither Roman nor Virgil could be seen anywhere in the commons.

Patton turned from the stove to see Logan walking up to him.

"Good morning Logan!" Patton hugged Logan to which the logical aspect monotonously hugged back.

"Good morning Patton." He took a seat at the table and began to read the day's news on his phone.

Patton turned back to the food he was making and served him and Logan a plate once the breakfast was finished cooking. As he set down the food, Logan's contemplated face remained fixed on his screen while he uttered a muffled "thanks".

Patton frowned at the attention his partner wasn't giving him. "Um...Logan?" He wanted his eyes on him.

"Hm?" Logan still didn't look up from his phone as he began to eat the food in front of him.

"Can I see your eyes please?" It was only then that Logan looked up from his phone to Patton's somewhat hurt face. Finally, it dawned on him.

"Oh. My apologies." Logan quickly put his phone away and smiled lightly at Patton. "Thank you for breakfast."

Patton smiled back. "Your welcome." There were a couple moments of silent chewing before Patton talked again. "Would you like to hang out after school gets out? You've been really busy and I miss you." Patton slightly whined. Logan could tell the elder aspect missed the quality time they used to spend together.

"I am sorry Patton, but once again I have to decline. I have an afternoon hour that is reserved only for detention and then 3 very important meetings that I have to attend shortly afterwards. As much as I want to spend time with you, I can't. I won't be back until tonight. Late." Logan was just as disappointed as Patton. Even though he didn't really show it, Morality could tell Logan was.

"Oh...okay." Patton lowered his head sadly.

Logan despised seeing his boyfriend sad, so he arose from his chair and walked over to embrace him. Patton got up from his chair too and returned the gesture. They stood there for a second, before Logan kissed Patton on the cheek.

"I need to leave. I'm sorry. I will see you later tonight." As Logan gathered up his teaching materials and got ready to leave, Patton cleaned up the table, before returning the kiss the logical aspect gave him.

Logan's cheeks blushed a light pink as he was given the kiss. "Thank you Patton. Goodbye. I will return late tonight." He waved, walked out the door, and shut it from outside.

Patton sighed as he stared at the back of the door from the inside. If only he could just tear that work-a-holic away for even one hour...hour...Hour?

"HOUR!" He shouted across the house then immediately covered up his mouth. After hearing no sudden noise, he let a sigh of relief wash over him that neither Roman nor Virgil had awoken because of his epiphany.

Logan had specifically said he had an hour set aside for Detention at the end of his regular school schedule. Patton was excited, until a thought occurred to him, 'but what if there are students in detention?' He wouldn't be able to see Logan without the logical aspect scolding him.

Had one been able to analyze Patton's facial expressions as he was formulating an idea, they would have seen the biggest grin turn into a devious smile. Patton had an idea and he knew exactly what to do to make it a reality. But, he was going to need a little help. After putting leftovers in the fridge for the other two sides, he grabbed his cardigan and ran out to take the bus to the school where Logan worked at. This was going to be fun.

The first three classes went smoothly. It was the fourth hour class where Logan had a bit of trouble though.

"Billy!" The brunette shot up and faced the teacher as he heard his name called. "See me after class!" Logan enforced sternly. The boy called 'Billy' had been throwing spit wads across the room to stick on the walls. Logan had caught him after the third throw.

The logical aspect was very disappointed in him for the rest of the class. Billy was one of his best students and to see him pull such a childish act soured his mood.

As the bell rang, Billy picked up his things and walked solemnly to Logan's desk. The teacher was standing next to his chalkboard with his hands folded across his chest.

"I am surprised at you Billy. You don't normally act out like that. Is...something wrong?"

Billy stopped in front of his teacher and hung his head. "I was paid to do that, by one of my classmates. I'm sorry. It won't happen again."

Logan raised an eyebrow. "Paid? Were your pressured to throw spit wads?" Billy nodded. "By who?"

"Andrew. He sits next to me."

"Ah. The trouble-maker." Logan flipped through his attendance sheet at all the warnings he had given the troublesome student named 'Andrew'. "Nevertheless, you will still have to serve detention with me after school. On your way out, please take care of your spit wads. I will see you after school Billy." Logan returned to his chalkboard and got the lesson plan ready for his next class.

"Yes Mr. Sanders." Billy continued to hang his head as he took care of his 'projectiles' and walked out of the room. He continued into the men's bathroom.

"I'm over here..." A whisper was said. Billy looked around until he found the owner of the voice hiding in the janitor's closet. He stood their shocked.

"This Is the exact place I talked to you three hours ago." He whispered back to the cardigan-clad adult hiding in the closet.

"I know." Patton smiled. "I haven't moved."

"But how...nevermind...just...can I have my money?" Billy rubbed the bridge of his nose in disbelief. He didn't want to question this strange situation anymore than he had to.

"Sure thing kiddo!" Patton pulled a ten out of his cardigan pocket and handed it to him. "Now, you told him everything I told you to right?"

Billy groaned. "Yes. I did."

Patton clapped. "Good! Alright. Let's change clothes. Did you bring a spare outfit?"

The high schooler nodded nervously. It was strange enough that Billy had the similar body type as Virgil, which Patton knew how to act as fairly well. So the parental aspect had the idea that they would swap places midday after his class with Logan.

Billy went into a stall and changed into his spare outfit. He then handed them to Patton who came out of his hiding spot and slinked into one of the stalls as he put on Billy's clothes over his normal dad attire.

Once he came out of the stall, the high schooler's eyes widened. Patton almost looked just like him. Well, except with glasses.

Patton smiled. "How do I look?"

"Like me." Billy was surprised. "We are actually doing this...okay." He took a deep breath as he tried to grasp the gravity of the situation. "You have the rest of my class schedule right?"

"Yupperdoo! I know what to do. Thomas is a great actor so you don't have to worry about anything. And Logan's my boyfriend; he teaches me a lot of things. I promise I'm smarter than most think." Patton was grinning from ear to ear.

Billy scratched his head in bewilderment. "So...where am I going to be?"

"In the same closet I was hiding in." Patton stated.

Before Billy could blink, he found himself stuffed into the same Janitor's closet that Patton had been hiding in.

"Just stay there for the next two hours and come out 10 minutes after the bell rings. Alright? Toodles." Patton took off his glasses and assumed his role as the high schooler Billy.

Said high schooler heard the parental aspect walk off. He shrugged and decided to get a well-deserved nap before the last bell rang.

The rest of the day went surprisingly well for Logan, though he was relieved when the final bell rung. As his classroom cleared out, he began to get some chores ready for Billy to do during his detention period.

About 3 minutes later Patton disguised as Billy walked in looking shameful. "Hello Mr. Sanders." He tried to mimic Billy's voice and surprisingly did a very good job. Logan didn't even do a double take as he sat down in front of him

"Hello Billy. You can start by sorting through these desk papers." Logan set a large stack of papers in front of Billy to which Patton sighed at. He never really liked large stacks of papers and figured it was now or never that he would reveal his true identity.

Patton began to casually take off the shirt that was covering his polo and cardigan. Then he began to take off his pants that he was wearing over his sweat pants. His glasses made the most noise when he tried to put them on.

Logan heard him rustling around, but didn't bother to look up until he realized Billy wasn't doing anything with the papers. But when he did look up, he was met with Patton's flirty stare.

"Hey Smarty-pants." Patton grinned at a very surprised Logan. The logical trait jumped back and blushed madly. Obviously not ready for what he saw.

"P-Patton!? What...what on earth are you doing here? Where's Billy!?" Logan gulped as Patton seductively got up from his chair and walked over to the logical trait putting his hands on his shoulders.

"I'm not sure where he is...but I know where someone else is...and he's right here with you." Patton whispered in his ear.

Logan was on the brink of breaking. He too had been missing bonding time with Patton, but he didn't want to lose his control at his job. His body wasn't giving him much of a choice however.

"But...Patton..."

"Shhhh..." Patton quieted him as he pressed his lips against Logan's. It was at this moment the Logical aspect gave in and began to kiss his partner back. Immediately, they were both pulled closer together by each other in a passionate embrace.

It was impeccable timing that the real Billy decided to walk into the classroom. Seeing his teacher kissing the same insane man that wore his clothes just weirded him out way too much. He coughed to let them know he was present.

Logan broke away immediately and faced Billy, his face as red as a solanumlycopersicum.

"I...I-I'm sorry..."

Billy chuckled. "No need. Your secret is safe with me. And before you ask, this was all your boyfriend's idea. He payed me to surprise you. And quite honestly, what just happened was really cute."

Logan turned to Patton who also mirrored the same red complexion as he had. Well, except there was a giddy smile on the other man's face.

The logical aspect stood dumbfounded as he switched his gaze between Billy and Patton. "Patton!" Logan tried to sound mad, but knew he couldn't. Especially not after that heated moment they had shared.

"Alright. I'm going to leave to give you two your space, but if a teacher catches me while I'm not in detention, what should I say?" Billy hurried nervously as he grabbed the rest of his clothes and belongings that Patton had borrowed.

Logan was going to answer that when Patton fell into his lap and cupped a hand over his mouth.

"Just tell them Logan had a very important...Parent-Teacher Conference he needed to get out of the way. And because you are a good student, he didn't see a good enough reason to keep you here too long." With Patton's hand on Logan's mouth, the logical aspect had no choice but to sit in his office chair and be silent.

Billy chuckled at the pun, while Logan just scrunched up his nose and furrowed his brow.

"Alright. Well, goodbye Mr. Sanders and Patton." He waved and walked out of the classroom. Patton waved back and took his hand off of Logan's mouth.

Logan took a deep breath and looked into Patton's longing eyes. "Patton...you are in so much trouble."

"Well then I guess you can say I'm in detention!" Patton kissed a flustered Logan's forehead. The logical trait rubbed his eyes.

"I am so confused."

"That's ok we got 60 minutes all to HOURselves."

"If you say one more pun Patton-"

"One more pun Patton." Patton mimicked Logan proudly.

"That is the last straw! No more words from you." Logan french kissed Patton to make sure no more silly words were said, to which Patton happily complied.

After about five minutes Logan broke away, panting. "How do you even know Billy?"

"He is an older brother of one of the kids I babysit." Patton replied panting as well.

"Small worl-"

"IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER AL-" Once again Patton was cut off by Logan's kiss.

I think it's safe to say that both sides enjoyed the rest of their detention period.