Once upon a time, there was a cat named Sam. Sam wanted to be a free cat, because she lived with people. So Sam ran away. Then she met some other cats Cammy, Arie, and Joss. But Sam killed them. But the whole time a turkey, named Asher, watched Sam kill the other cats with a knife. Sam then killed Asher, because she can't have witnesses. Then she ate Asher for Thanksgiving. But Sam was stupid, that she forgot to salt and burn the bones, so the cats and turkey came back to life and haunted Sam for the rest of her life even in her death. The End.