Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a murderous cat named Sam The Cat lived in a haunted forest. The reason it was haunted was because of the victims she killed. Their names were Arie, Joss and Cammy the cats, Asher the turkey, and Bryan the gerbil. A dog named Emma went into the forest with the young Donald Trump the duck to find the murder of these helpless victims. They entered the forest very quietly. Well Emma did, Trump wouldn't stop talking about being the president when he grows up. "I will kill you if you do not SHUT UP!" Emma told him. Trump still didn't shut up. What they didn't know was that Sam The Cat was watching them from behind the trees and saw Trump. "Look, its Trump," she thought, "He is so stupid that I should kill him." Sam walked over to Trump very quietly and covered his mouth so he wouldn't scream. She dragged him behind a tree so Emma couldn't see them. Once behind the tree, Sam broke Trump's neck, resulting in killing him. Emma noticed that Trump was missing and went to go find him, even though she hated him. When Emma found him, she saw that he was already dead. "Yes, that idiot is gone." she thought. But in the tree above, Sam quietly watched her next victim, waiting for the perfect chance to kill Emma. In Sam's paw was a knife, stained with the blood of her victims. But Emma could smell blood because she is a dog and dogs have good noses which helped Emma smell blood. Emma looked up to see Sam pounce to stab Emma with knife. Then there was an epic fight scene. I'm to lazy actually write it. Then there was a mystical light coming from afar. They looked at it and saw..... To be continued! DUN-DUN-DUN.  

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