After that, I walked to Sakura's apartment with the flowers in hand, seeing a rather disturbing sight..

I sighed.

Kami, readers, can you please tell me why my AU self is such a FLIRT!?

Sakura's POV

About a quarter to five in the morning, I heard a knock on my door. I cursed a few... okay, more than few profanities before I dragged myself down the stairs.

Who the hell could that be?!

But when I opened it, I blinked a few times as a slight blush crept upon my face. "C-Charasuke-kun!" He smiled at me and gave me the bundle of red roses he had. "W-What are you doing here?!" I shyly asked and accepted the flowers. He winked at me first before grabbing my free hand,

"My lady, roses are red..."

Oh no... Here we go again!

"Violets are blue, but my love for you is....."

He stopped. "Is what?" I asked. Tsk. Poor thing. He then let go of my hand and placed it under his chin in a thinking position. Really? He came here, gave me roses and forgot the next lines in his ever-so cheesy poem for me?

How sweet.

"Is.... Is...-" haha! He was struggling! I laughed at his antics.

"Is stronger than you knew."

I looked over Charasuke's shoulder and grinned when I saw Sasuke who completed the poem. I blushed harder when he pushed his alternate and gave me a bundle of daisies.

"W-What are you doing here?" I asked him as Charasuke looked pretty pissed off. "Well, I was just walking by and--"

"Liar!" His AU self blurted and pushed him aside for a little glaring contest. "You just came here to flirt with her!!"

Sasuke blinked nonchalantly and answered, "Why didn't you came here to do the same?"

"No, I didn't!!"

"Then what did you came here for?"

"I came here to court her, idiot!"

Sakura sweatdropped.

'In his vocabulary, isn't that practically the SAME?!'

And so it is, Inner.. And so it is..

"Uh... guys?" No response. "Hello..?" Nope. Still nothing. Sasuke glared at him. Charasuke glared back. Sakura rolled her eyes.

"BAKAS!! I'M CALLING YOU TWO!!!"

The two snapped their heads at her. "Sweetheart, I was winning that! What gives!?!"

SMACK.

"Oww! F*ck! The heck Sasu-gay!?"

Sasuke smacked him on his head. Causing Charasuke to cuss in pain. I heaved a sigh and spoke,

"You morons.. can't you two just get along and discuss more, important things?!" They rose an eyebrow at me. "Like what?" I gave them a look. "Like what? Duh! Things like... which one of you will, you know, go bye-bye?" I suggested. But in fact, I don't wanna loose anyone of them yet..

Sasuke smirked as I said this. "Don't worry Sakura, we got it all covered.." he glanced at Charasuke who frowned. "I gotta go." The alternate said and walked towards me.

"I have to meet Shino and Kiba at the park for a mission." Mission? Wow.. Shishou allowed him to?! Praise the Lord! I wonder how many cases of sake did he offered her!? Hehe..

He then kissed my cheek!

'Cheek?! Why not the lips!?!' T.T

Baka!! You are such a hopeless romantic!!

'No duh! I am you IDIOT.'

Sasuke then growled and then his alter walked away. After a few seconds, "Sakura, I have to go to Hinata's and Shikamaru's okay? See ya." He left.

'Without a kiss!? How dare you!!'

Just SHUT UP!!!!!!!

I blinked.

Huwat just happened..?

Um... Next?

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