"Wow, you're so funny." Sakura Haruno giggled as she sat with the class clown in the junior class.

"Well, I am available​ from three to seven after school. My mom makes me come home at seven." The overpopular Suigetsu wiggled his eyebrows, making Sakura laugh even more.

"What's going on over here?"

"Oh? Hey Sasuke!" Suigetsu turned and smiled to his best friend as he came up with his lunch tray, "sit with us!"

"Oh yeah, Suigetsu is so funny!" Sakura giggled.

"Well, I don't know why you'd be surprised." Suigetsu shrugged as he slid an arm behind Sakura, holding her shoulders and pulling her closer to him.

"Tch." Sasuke gritted his teeth as he watched Suigetsu flirt more.

"Well, if it isn't Sasuke Uchiha."

Sasuke turned to see the redhead Uzumaki walk up to him, "Karin, what perfect timing."

"Oh hey Karin." Suigetsu chuckled, "you still attached to Sasuke?"

"Oh, well I see someone's being an obnoxious jackass again." Karin rolled her eyes.

"Hmph. This is Sakura." Suigetsu introduced the two girls.

"So you're Karin?"

"Yeah."

Sasuke looked at Karin, at Sakura, then back at Karin, "oh, well, you see, Karin here is a really close friend."

"Yes, I am." Karin happily played along.

"Well then." Sakura seemed to fake a smile, "I was just about to take Suigetsu here out on a date."

"Really?!" Suigetsu's face lit up.

"I was about to take Karin out tonight, actually." Sasuke rose his eyebrows incredulously, "what are the odds?"

"Well." Sakura stood up, "Suigetsu and I have been dating for weeks already, if you didn't know."

Suigetsu was shocked, "what?! No we--"

"Karin and I? Years." Sasuke countered, making Karin go red in the face.

"Suigetsu and I have kissed so many times, I've lost count."

Suigetsu stood up, "okay, okay, hold on, let's stop here before it goes too--"

"'Kissed'?!" Sasuke stood up, crossed his arms, and laughed, "Karin and I have already--"

"Okay!!" Karin stood up, too, "Sasuke and I have not gotten that far. I'm just gonna... Go..."

"Yeah, me too. See ya later, Sakura..." Suigetsu patted Sakura on the shoulder before leaving with Karin.

Sakura and Sasuke stood staring at each other for a few minutes before Sasuke walked around the table and backed her up into the wall, "you're not with him."

"And you're not with her." Sakura didn't waver.

"Well you know why?"

Sakura crossed her arms, "Oh, tell me why, Mr. Uchiha."

"Because, Ms. Haruno... You. Are. Mine."

Sakura rose an eyebrow suggestively, and he leaned in for a kiss, and she kissed him back, "You tease."

Sasuke laughed, "I try."

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