First Person, Timeskip

I woke up in my bed after a weird dream.  It was of a pretty lady who took care of me as a baby. I sighed and looked at the calender.  My eyes widened after I saw the day it was.  I got dressed and ran out of my room at Mach 2.  I stopped as I saw Aunt Glynda, who had a stern look on her face.

Glynda: Hello Ken.  Have you forgotten that there is no running in the house?

Me: Ugh... I can't help if I'm excited that I turn 15 today!  I wanna go on a "jog" right now.

Glynda: A jog... Definitely not flying?

Me: I- I hate it when you see through my ruse...  Where is Dad?

Glynda: He's with Ironwood right now.  You can go into town if you-

I run past her out the door and head to a dust shop.  I walk in and see a cute girl in red about my age.  I walk past her and grab the newest weapons magazine.  I go to buy it and get shoved out of the way by some guys led by a man with orange hair and a bowler hat.

Me: Hey!  Watch it!

They ignore me, and I go back to the magazine rack so I can wait until the jerkwads are finished.

Carrot Top starts to rob the store, and one of his thugs walks up to the magazine rack.

Thug: Ahem!

The girl looks up as the man motions to her earphones.

Thug: Put your hands in the air, Red!  I suggest your boyfriend does the same!

Me: What!? She's not my girlfriend!

Girl: Are you robbing me?

Me: And why is this happening at 4 in the morning?!

I get ignored again.

Thug: YES!

The girl smirks.

Girl: Ooohhh...  I see...

Me: That's it!

The girl and I send the jerk through the window and Carrot Top sees us.

Girl: And for the record... The name is Ruby Rose.

Me: Ken Ozpin.

Ruby: Ozpin? As in, the Headmaster of Beacon Academy!?

Me: That's my dad.  We should focus on Carrot Top though.

Ruby laughs at that comment.

Carrot Top: The name is Roman Torchwick, Monkey Boy!

Me: Hey!  Charlie Chapman called!  He want his clothes back!

Torchwick shoots his cane at Ruby and I deflect it with my hand.

Me: Okay... You wanna play dirty?  I see how it is...

I charge up a blast and send it toward Roman.  The smoke clears and he's gone.

Ruby: Where is he?

Me: Is he a magician? Oh wow, can I have his autogra--- okay he's climbing that ladder.  Let's go, Red.

Ruby: Ruby.

Me: Cutie, more like it...

Ruby: What?

Me: Nothing...

Ruby runs up the building (because screw physics), and she stops when she sees I'm already there.

Ruby: How did you---?

Me: Shhhh... Trade secret... Come out, come out whereever you are.

I start to sense two auras coming from above. I see Roman in a Bullhead.

Me: Worst birthday ever!!!