SAIYAAN  SUPERSTAR ...

(by NANDINI GAUR)

OS
A BOY WAS PACKING ALL HIS THINGS HE LOOKED LIKE A RICH MAN BUT THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WAS TELLING THAT HE IS HIGHLY PISSED OFF
LET SEE WHAT HE IS THINKING
MAN POV.
Ab kya kr dia meri pagal biwi ne hayee raamm nandini ke aiyappaa kya sochkar mein iss zhalli ki chakkar mein pad gya
So ab aap log samajh gye honge mein kaun hoon
AREY VOHI PATI BACHAO ABHIYAAN KA PRESIDENT
Oye hass kyu rhe ho shaadi NHI Hui hai Na tumhari ab tak 
EK ABLA BECHARE PATI KA DUKH TUM KYA JANO RAMESH BABU
(INNER MANIK: YAHAN RAMESH BABU KOI NHI HAI)
Haan jyada oversmart Na ban bhaag yahaan se
Toh mein kahaan tha
Haan ek bechare abla pati ka dukh tum kya kya jano audience babu........
Soch rhe hongey agr itna dukhi hoon usse toh shaadi kyu ki haina haina
Pr kyaa krun yaaar phasaa liya hai isne mujhe vaat lga rahi hai meri isne .... Dekhna chahoge kaise... mila mein iss sutli bomb I mean item bomb ughhh manik tu pagal ho jayega
(Inner manik; ho NHI ho gya hai)
Tu phir AA gya bhaag yahaan se

FLASHBACK
MANIK WAS MOVING IN SUPERMARKET FOR BUYING THINGS...  WHEN HE NOTICED CHAOS NEAR AN AREA HIS CUROSITY MADE HIM MOVE TOWARDS THAT CROWD
A GIRL OF 5"2 WAS JUST SHOUTING ON TWO GUYS.... WHO WERE ON FLOOR IN DEVASTED STATE AND TWO MENS FROM BACK WERE HOLDING HER
LET'S ZOOM IN what manik is thinking
MANIK POV.
WHAT THE HECK KAISE KAISE LOG HAI EK BEECHARI LADKI KO PAKAD RAKHA CHAL MANIK BACHA USSE
POV ENDS

(He was about to go when the girl start shouting)

GIRL; chool kalu pilu mujhe aaj toh iss tinchukle pinchukle ki bateesi tod deni hai mene mujhse ppanga lega sala haddiyaan tod dungi inki aisi aisi jagah marungi inhe ki kal subha meri pitayi yaad ayengi inhe
MANIK POV.
What yeh danger hai manik dur hoja
Pov ends
He left from there till now he didn't saw the girls face only from back
She was wearing a DUNGREE
NEXT DAY MANIK WAS ALL READY TO LEAVE FOR HIS OFFICE WHEN HE GOT THE CALL THAT HE HAD AN MEETING IN NEARBY COFFEE SHOP
He was moving to his alloted table when a person just bang into him which leads to making him fall on her
Actually it was a girl with big doe eyes pouty red lips which seems naturally red eyes with khol and face devoide of any makeup a full beauty 
Manik pov.
I think I am in love love at first sight
Pov ends

ONY ONE MUSIC WAS PLAYE IN BACK GROUND
"Dhadang dhadang dhadang
Chikni kamar pe Teri meri dil phisal gyaaaaa hayeeee.
Chikni kamar pe Teri meri dil phisal gyaaaaa 
Hey strongly yeh jaaddu tera mujhpr chal gya
Chikni kamar pe Teri meri dil phisal gyaaaaa 
Hey strongly yeh jaaddu tera mujhpr chal gya
Jadu yeh chal gya mera dil phisal gya
Oyye darling tu phele se kitna badal gya strongly yeh jadu tera mujhpr chal gya"
Suddenly girl shouted breaking manik's thought of chain I mean chain of thoughts
Girl; kaluu piluu band kro isss dabbe KO
And song stops so basically it was the stereo which was playing song in background
Girl was frwoning
Girl; abey oye 6 foot 1 inch mera keemaa banake chorega kya uth mere upar se
And all thoughts of manik goes in gutter just one thing was ringing in his mind DANGER GIRL
He immediately stood up
The girl to stand up and then scan manik from top to bottom making him nervous
Yeh guys the great manik malhotra was nervous 
Girl; kalu pilu idar aao
Kalu pilu together; ji nandini didi
MANIK' POV. WILL BE IN {} IN THIS BRACKETS NOW
{Nandini naam jitna acha hai utni khatarnak yeh hai}
Nandini was examining manik from top to bottom than turn towards kalu pilu; isse list mein dalo aur ohkay karo
{What list mein dalloo mein koi supermarket mein rakhi Hui sauce ki bottle huin kya ohkay my bad pr yaar seriously}
Bu what nandini spoke next made manik shocked to the core?
Nandini; boyfriend banega mera
Manik; what
Nandini; what seedhi SA sentence hai BOYFRIEND BANJA MERA
Manik; are you seriously gone case (and he left from there)
And here nandini said something to kalu pilu
AFTER ATTENDING THE MEETING
Manik was about to sit inside his car when someone made him unconcsious and he lost his senses
AFTER SOME TIME MANIK OPENED HIS EYES AND FOUND HIMSELF ON A BED A LUXRY BED
He drank water from nearby table and moved out of the room
When he heard music and saw a girl in shorts and crop top dancing on song sexily
(Imagine the song chull from KAPPOOR AND SONS MOVIE ALIYA BHATT DANCE PORTION)
And he was shocked to notice nandini there
And he noticed the area it was some beach which was surrounded by many body gaurds which only tells she is filthy rich
Nandini saw manik and ran towards and hug him
Nandini; baby tum kab uthe?
Manik was shocked
Nandini; u were so naughty baby tum na iss I can't even say
{ manik bete teri izzat lut gyi aaaj  uwaain uwaain uwaain mummy  yeh kya ho gya }
Nandini broke the hug and saw manik numb and shocked she draged him to  one girl and boy ; hey soha
Soha; hy nandini(faked smile)
Harshad; so nandu baby yeh kon hai ?
Nandini faked smiled; harshad don't baby me yeh mera boyfriend hai manik malhotra.... Now can u please excuse us we need to spen our private time
And she draged manik  to the same room
After reaching inside manik start crying
Manik; uwaaain uwaaiiin mummy yeh kya ho gya mein bechara abla ladka
Nandini; oye tu chup hota hai ki
Manik; nhi nhi honga chup mein lut gya barbaad ho gya
Nandini shouted; kalu pilu
And they gave her tape she taped his mouth
Manik; umhh ujhh umhhh
Nandini; ab tu apne bheje mein yeh baat ghusa le bole toh tu aajse nandini yani nandini moorthy ka boyfriend hai in front of the world... nandu ke daddy ke samne tu nandu ka boyfriend samjhaaa apun ka dil aa gya hai tujhpe
Manik nodded
Nandini; aur haan ab roya na toh ek chammaat marungi kanpati ke neeche chal ab ghar ko katle aur apna boriyaan bistira baand ab tu apun ke saath maglore chlega
MANIK REACHED TO HIS FLAT FOLLOWED BY KALU PILU
Cabir was his flat mate and best buddy
Cabir was him; manik bhai kahaan tha tu dophar se aur yeh kaun hai
He dragged cabir with him in room and told him his all dukh bhari khata
Cabir start laughing; matlb tujhe ek ladki se pyaar hua voh bhi puri gundi aur tapori bhai tu subhanallah hai ab kahaan ja rha hai
Manik; uske appa se milne manglore uska as official boyfriend banke
Cabir; what bhai mujhe kya chahu banane ke baad batane wala tha
Manik; aur mein akela nhi ja rha huin tu bhi chal rha hai
Cabir; bhai mujhe baksh de abhi toh meri shaadi bhi nhi hui hai
Nandini to reached there
Nandini; tu abhi tak saman nhi pack kia?
Cabir; bhai bhabhi kadak aur sundar hai haan krde
Manik gav him glare
Manik; mein akela nhi jaunga yeh bhi chlega
Cabir; what no way
Nandini action kalu pilu.....
Resulting into packing cabir in in car diggi with hands and mouth tied by our very own kalu pilu
Cabir was manik sound;umh umh
Nanini; agr tu chup nhi hua na toh tereko boln layak nhi chodungi mein
And cabir become quiet making manik shock
Jiss cabiraa ko koi chup na karwa paya nandini ne krwa dia :P
Nandini; kalu pilu isko khlo
They opened him and cabir sat beside manik
He was about to speak when
Nandini; ek shabd mt bolio yeh packet utha isko muh mein kha aur shaant rhe
Cabir nodded and followed nandini's action
FLASHBACK ENDS
MANIK POV.
Toh dekha iss tarah mili mujhe yeh item aur fir kya tha
Manglore jaakar nandu ke appa ne hamari shaadi krwa di aur ek raaz ki baat bataun nanduu ke appaa yani mere sasur ji are bole toh father in law MANGLORE ke JANE MANE DON HAI
Matlab ek hi din mein nandu ke aiyappa n meri duniya ka voltage hi uda dala bole toh 360 degree ka turn de diya ...
Uffoo mein bhi nandu ki tarah bolne lga huin sangati ka asar
Chlo ab mein niklta huin vrna meri beewwi pure ghar ko sar pr utha legi bechara cabir aur kalu pilu
MANIK'S POV ends
MANIK REACHED MUMBAI AND STRAIGHT AWAY WENT TO HIS FLAT TO SEE
ALL DARKNESS THERE
Manik; nandini cabir navya?
{Arey soch rhe hongey navya kon are nandu ki bhen meri salli urf cabir ki patni iss joker ko manglore mein navya pasand aa gyi now back to point let me find my beewwi sahiba}
Manik; nandu baby where are you kalu pilu
Suddely I saw my nandu baby sitting there on a chair wearing a red saree and goggles
What goglles in darkness
And suddenly a song start playing
And she start moving towards him and drag him from collar and she start singing I mean lipsing
Hai wo handsome sona sabse
Mere dil ko gaya le kar
Meri neend chura li usne
Aur khwab gaya dekar (x2)
(And she pushed manik on bed while singing  and traced his face and left him when manik waas about to hold her)
Ab ye naina bole yaar
Bole yehi lagataar
Koi chaahe kitna roke karungi pyar..
Mere saiyaan superstar
O Mere saiyaan superstar
Main fan hui unki
O mere saiyaan superstar (x2)
(nandini was dancing crazily on the song and manik was enjoying every bit of his wife's craziness)
Haan jabse usne akhiyon se
dil pe autograph diya
Tabse everyday maine
bas usko hi yaad kiya (x2)
Senti mere jazbaat o sunle mere dil ki baat
Saath mujhko le ke jaa main hoon taiyaar...
Mere saiyaan superstar
O Mere saiyaan superstar
Main fan hui unki
O mere saiyaan superstar (x2)
Filmy style se jab usne
kal raat mujhe propose kiya
Daayein na dekha, baayein na dekha
Usko dil ka rose diya (x2)
Huve charche chaar hazaar
Photo chhap gayi in akhbaar
Mujhko parwah nahi koi I'm with the star..
Mere saiyaan superstar
O Mere saiyaan superstar
Main fan hui unki
O mere saiyaan superstar (x2

after song finish nandini hug manik
manik; so beewi sahiba ajj bada pyaar aa rha hai kya baat hai
nandini; pyaar toh roz ata hai janeman bas aaj jatane ka mauka mil rha hai
manik pulled her towards himself; accha ji toh thoda ache se jatao na he was about to claim her lips when
cabir shouted; cut it cut it superb shot
nandini shouted; yayieeee......
navya stood nearby manik
manik; yeh kya naya scene hai
navya; madam ko aajj actress banne ka sahuk chada hai aur bolti hai director cabir tum actor aur voh actress aur kalu pilu villain
manik; nandu darling yeh sab kya hai
nandini; manik tumjao let me concentrate ab tum hero ki tarah kalu pilu ke saath dhishoom shishoom krna ohkay
manik; prr mein kaise
nandini; dekho meri baat maan jao vrna mein appa ko phone kr dungi
manik; acha meri maaa
manik mummbled; sare hi pagal meri kismat mein likhe the
manik to audience
ab khade kya ho seat khalii kro jao jao like pr thappa lagao aur mujhe bhi jane do vrna meri bhooki sherni mere don sasur ji ko phone ghuma degi aur mujhe abhi apne bacho ka chehra dekhna hai yaarrr bhagooo

nandini again shouted; arey oo saiyaan superstaar ihar aaon an jldi and manik ran to save his wife I mean life
THE END