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Just ocs

Author pov:

Usagi: so umino who's girlfriend did you meet?

Trent: yeah man who you meet?

Umino: well she's from sainan highschool-

????: found you💗

Usagi & trent shook in fear. Naru turns to the said voice & gasped. Couple turned to yami.

usagi/trent unison: YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS THE GOLDEN DARKNESS!😱

yami used her right twin tail hair grabbed umino kissed him on the lips

Naru: this is current number 1 assassin

Usagi thought: he better not break her heart. If he does he gonna be sliced n diced into a million peices

Trent thought: HOLY COW. HE SCORED HER. HOW DID THIS HAPPENED

Yami: MWAH 💗 * saliva coming down her mouth * let me know your off school

She lets him go fixed him gave him a tongue kiss before walking away swaying of her hips. Umino fell on his back trent catches him.

Yami gave naru & usagi stink eye before flying away with her angel wings.

Trent: umino come on snap outta it man school ain't over yet

Naru: hey usagi

Usagi: i know

Naru: i think she wants a challenge. Looks like i need to get daring for my alien ace pilot

Usagi: that little shrew stole my style. I guess i need to get ..... 濡れた (wet)

Trent heart it right. Usagi turns to him drool coming out her mouth.

Trent: calm down. Alien girls are a different level. They do not hold back

Naru: he's right usagi earth laws don't apply to them

Timeskip:

Another monster umino didn't pretended to be tuxedo mask yami slashed Zoizite she protected her human boyfriend. Trent punched the monster into a parked car.

(1:16 - 1:17 only)

Moon finished it off. Zoizite leaves.

Mask: i shall be going

Trent: thanks for the help

Mask tipped his hat to him yami & moon.

Yami: earth is weird

Trent: he didn't took the rainbow crystal

Moon: no he didn't

Later