Imagine if the members of BTS... were characters from Sailor Moon.

Who's a sailor?

Tuxedo Mask?

The villain?

...Luna?!??

Yeah, I know. This is a random as all get out thing to think about when you're coming down from a flu and high on cold medicine.

But these simple questions, and the mental impairment of illness, are what have led me to this strange, strange place.

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Apparently the original Manga name for Sailor Moon was Codename: Sailor V and that literally couldn't be more perfect for this little pun of a story.

It's a little bit crack, and a little bit romcom. Little anime image and action nods. Purely for fun.

Note: as Bangtan are Korean, not Japanese, some of the location and item names aren't going to be consistent with the original Sailor Moon. Korea and Japan are distinct and all that. So, yeah, some details I just made up instead of sticking to the original Sailor Moon story.

Also note: I know that the boys are not all actually the same age, but for the sake of this story I went a little lax on that particular detail.

Ok, cool. Time to activate some celestial energy and save the world.