Hi, peoples. The name is Alex Kingsley. I am a son of Dionysus. The Greek god of wine, grapes, and much more. I am the best prankster in the whole camp, the whole city, the whole world. There is this girl named Salana Contento. She is the MOST annoying person ever, I mean she's hot but annoying. She's the daughter of Iris, the goddess of rainbows and unicorns. Ok, not unicorns, but still. She once changed the color of my shoes from purple to neon pink! I HATE pink! Everyone keeps saying we would be a perfect couple, but we will never ever be friends, much less love each other.