tyler ❤️: hey are u busy

spooky 👻: no why

tyler ❤️: can i call u real quick i just wanna ask something

spooky 👻: ok

incoming call from tyler ❤️

"Hellooooo." Josh answered.
"Heyyyyyy." Tyler mocked.
"What's up?"
"Okay so I didn't want to say this over text because that's kind of dumb and I know we've only known each other for two weeks but I really really like you. Like a lot. I would say all of this in person and take you out for a nice dinner first but I kinda can't use my moms car anymore after last week. She thinks I left to do drugs or something. Oh my god, I-I'm not blaming you or anything. I'm sorry, if thats what you think, I just trying to-"
"Tyler, get to the point."
"Would you go out with me?"
Call ended
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spooky 👻: i'm sorry i'm like screeching

spooky 👻: yes, i would love to

tyler ❤️: omfg i got really scared

spooky 👻: boyfriends?

tyler ❤️: boyfriends.

spooky 👻: u sounded like such a nervous prepubescent middle schooler on the phone

tyler ❤️: JOSH

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: tyleR

tyler ❤️: should i update my relationship status on facebook now

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: i guess so

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: do you actually have a facebook i'm going to pass out

tyler ❤️: i literally only use it bc my family uses it

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: ur such a family man what even

tyler ❤️: i am

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: bOI SEASON FOUR OF OITNB JUST GOT ON NETFLIX BYE

tyler ❤️: i watched like two episodes of orange is the new black i literally dont get it idk why people like it so much

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: fuCK U THEN

tyler ❤️: fuck me then

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: that actually just caught me off guard dont do that

tyler ❤️: sorrY too soon

tyler ❤️: GO WATCH UR SHOW BABE

tyler ❤️: wait can i call u babe?? is that okay

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: i'm hyperventilating yes u can call me whatever u want

tyler ❤️: so can i call u susan and fuck u sideways

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: tyLER STOP THIS

tyler ❤️: im literally such a virgin omfg dont listen to me

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: wtf u cant be a virgin ???? ur lying

tyler ❤️: well

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: IMSCREAMING

tyler ❤️: IM SO AWKWARD I ALMOST HAD SEX WITH A GIRL ONCE AND AS SOON AS SHE TOOK OFF HER SHIRT AND PUT MY HANDS ON HER BOOBS I CAME

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: i forgot ur bi
buT THIS ISNT REAL THIS IS A TRICK BC THATS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARD DID U ACTUALLY

tyler ❤️: YES WE JUST STARED AT EACH OTHER AND SHE WAS LIKE "... i'm gonna go"

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: i mean i've only had sex with that asshat i told u about

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: hes a terrible person but he knew how to fuck me good

tyler ❤️: i just got lowkey jealous

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: omfg don't be i told u how terrible he made me feel no matter how good he can fuck i will never go back to him

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: i mean he was my world at one point (idek why) but now u are. everything u have done for me in two weeks he didn't do at all for me in the two years we dated

tyler ❤️: AW REALLLLYYY

tyler ❤️: i'm kinda curious to know more about him tbh ??

tyler ❤️: whats his name

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: dallon weekes

tyler ❤️: I JUSY SNORTED WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING NAME IS DALLON WEEKES

tyler ❤️: IT SOUNDS LIKE A CARTOON TALKING ANIMAL NAME

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: i kNOW fUCK

tyler ❤️: tell me more about him ?? i just wanna know everything u went through with him tbh

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: i actually still have pictures of him in my camera roll ew im gonna delete them

tyler ❤️: WOAH WAIT SEND THEM TO ME I WANNA SEE WHAT THIS DICK LOOKS LIKE

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: u wanna see what his dick looks like

tyler ❤️: JOSH U KNOW WHAT I MEAN

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: SORRY I HAD TO

spooky boyfriend 👻💘:

tyler ❤️: oh my god

tyler ❤️: he is TALL AND FUCKING CUTE WTF

tyler ❤️: my self esteem just went DOWN

tyler ❤️: HOLY SHIT AM I A REBOUND

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: NO OH MY GOD UR NOT

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: AND UR A BIG PILE OF CUTE STOP

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: but hes a fucking dinosaur yes

tyler ❤️: im so sad u look so happy in those pictures

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: all of those pictures are a while before we broke up when i WAS happy with him

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: every time i took a picture with him for like the last six months of our relationship he would make me delete it or i literally just looked fake happy in them and i deleted it

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: EVERYTHING was pretty amazing and like too good to be true for the first fifteen months then he admitted to cheating then apologized over and over until i forgave him but he continued to cheat and my depression hit and it all just went down hill from there

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: i'm gonna be honest with u i do feel like he was my first love but definitely not a forever love, he cheated on me with god knows how many guys and wasnt there for me when i needed him the most anyway

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: u have NOTHING to worry about

tyler ❤️: that makes me feel better, thank u sm

tyler ❤️: i think our first day of being boyfriends is going vERY well

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: yes we had a good heart to heart about my previous fucked up manipulative boyfriend:))

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: and the fact ur a virgin who cums hella fast

tyler ❤️: SSSHHHHH

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: IM GOING TO WATCH MY OITNB NOW OKAY IVE HAD IT ON PAUSE

tyler ❤️: IM SORRY OMFG BYE

spooky boyfriend 👻💘: ❤️❤️❤️