Brain: Remember That one really sad story you imagined?

Me: Which one?

Looks at pile of sad af stories.

Brain: Ummm... the one called "Vanished"?

Story emerges from pike as the pile disintegrates.

Brain:Yup, that's it.

Brain: You worked hard on imagining it....

Brain: Now ruin the progress, turn the story into absolute shit, and make sure it mocks some other stories.

Me: Yes, master.