Aunt: Hi honey! Long time no see! How have u been? :)

Me: Normal

Aunt: That's good to hear......anyways, can u get me a drink please?

Me: *perks up* Sure! Would u like to drink Sugar Honey Iced Tea? It's my newest creation! *smiling widely*

Aunt: *is confused but acts all wise* That'd be lovely! Thanks hun!

Me: *grinning like a manic* Okie dokie! *hops away to the bathroom*

Yet the aunt never expected for her to come back with a bowl filled with brown icky and smelly liquid.

Aunt: *finally realizes* *face pales*

Me: }:D

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For those of u who don't get it :

Sugar Honey Iced Tea = SHIT

:D!!!!