Funtime Freddy's P.O.V

"What the fuck bro! You didn't bring it!?" exclaimed Saber. "No. Wait! Did I?" I responded. "Silly Freddy! Remember, I mentioned already that I don't recall you ever grabbing it before we left the pizzeria," said Bon Bon. "Oh yeah! I remember now!" I said. "Yeah! And you fucking got yourself covered in pumpkin cum for nothing! Fucking retard!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side. "Fuck that! When you guys leave, we're going with them so he doesn't commit a fucking war crime with my gun! I locked it up for a reason!" Saber exclaimed. "Fuck off! I ain't going down to funky town to get a fucking gun! Buy a new one you sellout!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side. "Alright bye! I'm going to use the bathroom!" I exclaimed walking away. "If you bomb the toilet, I will feed you to a pack of minks!" exclaimed Saber. "What the hell is a bink?!" I asked walking into the bathroom now and closing the door, while locking it as well. "Alright Bon Bon! You ready to summon a spirit?" I asked opening the cabinets and grabbing the box I hid in there. "Freddy, don't think Saber and Shadow will allow this you silly goose," he responded. "What? Nah! They won't mind. When have the ever. I think," I responded opening the box now with the candles and ink I had now. "Man, I'm sure I get laid tonight because of this! Maybe even receive cock-and-ball torture. Whatever that is." I grabbed the picture of the summoning circle I needed, as grabbed the brush for the ink and started to paint it on the floor. "So what will you do when we actually summon a spirit?" asked Bon Bon. "I don't know, why are you asking me," I responded. "I hope it's not a women, I don't want her to show off its vagina." After about a minute I finally got the circle the way it looked liked on the picture, as I grabbed the candle and placed them all around the circles. "Or maybe we can bring back Joseph Stalin! I would love to arm wrestle him!" I said as I lit all the candles. "Now, how do summon a spirit again?"I grabbed the paper I had written down the words to summon one, as I got ready to started. "You ready Bon Bon to be famous?" "Silly Freddy, you won't become famous because of this, but I'm ready," he responded. "Aw man! Maybe next time," I responded. "Alright. Uh. Oh greats cums, I mean ones, please rejoice with us again and become one, for your spirits are present once whore, uh more! Rise!" I stood staring a the circle for a moment, expecting something to happen, but it looked the same. "Well shit, I think I messed something up," I said now. "Freddy! Are you done yet?" said Baby's voice knocking on the door. "No! I think I might masturbate actually right now," I responded turning to look at the door now. "Ok! I'm going to use Saber's bathroom!" exclaimed Baby walking away now. "Wait, I don't have anything to masturbate to. Guess I'm not doing tha-" I stopped while turning around to see someone standing in the middle of the circle now. He looked liked a bunny and his suit was green but also torn in parts of it: I had summoned a spirit of an animatronic. "Oh, hello!" I said greeting him. "Well, this is unexpected," said the animatronic. "I'm Freddy! And this is my hand puppet Bon Bon. Now who you might be, a rapist?" I asked. "Not my type of practice I would involve myself in, but I am an old friend you would say," he responded. "Old friend? Oh! You must know Saber and Shadow!" I responded. "Indeed, and I'm quite positive their memory of me hasn't left them yet," he responded. "C'mon! I'm sure they'll be glad to see you again," I responded turning around now. "They're going to be so happy to see you again!"