Shadow Saber the Bunny's P.O.V

"Why the fuck are we even outside? If it was freezing, I would let your ass get eaten by the nearest dog!" exclaimed my bad side. "Butters! Butters! Butters!" exclaimed Ennard in response while holding his basket of butters. "Both of you shut up before the neighbors probably shoot us for being hella loud," Saber responded turning to look at everyone again. "So? What game did you have planned for all of us?" asked Baby. "Come with me," Saber responded leading us towards the backyard and past the pool. "Oh! Are we going to visit Auschwitz?!" exclaimed Freddy. "I hope so, in order to get your ass out of existence!" exclaimed my bad side. "Saber, I don't see anything at all," mentioned Baby looking around. "Is this away to rape women!? God you men are predictable," shared Ballora. "Shut up fucking drag queen!" exclaimed my bad side. "Ok! I hope your white is executed when the opportunity comes! Maybe I should join ANTIFA!" she exclaimed back.

A/N I'm sorry, but if you or a person you know supports ANTIFA, I hope you realize you're supporting a terrorist group

"Too late for that," said Saber out of nowhere, as he was holding something in his hand, while pressing it a moment later. All of sudden mist started to consume and cover the whole area, all while eliminating most of our vision. "YOU FUCKING RAT!" yelled my bad side annoyed of the predicament we were in. "What an interesting game Saber has chosen," said my good side. "I don't think it's a game," I responded. As if on queue, Freddy yelled as I turned to see the cause of it: He had a pumpkin on his head now, all while overreacting like he normally did because of what just happened. "AH! My head is getting sucked! AM I GETTING HEAD!?" yelled Freddy while running around now. "Freddy, calm down!" exclaimed Baby. "Freddy! Don't fall into the pool!" exclaimed Foxy, before getting her head covered with a pumpkin from behind. Too late for Freddy though, his stupidity always got the best of him. He ran right into the pool and as we could hear the splash right near us, along with the sound of him kicking and moving as a way to save himself. "HELP! OCEAN MAN IS GOING TO TICKLE MY BALL!" he yelled frantically. "Fuck this, I'm out," I responded as I concentrated for a moment, before finally appearing back in the house, only to find the whole area covered in mist as well. "My fucking god! When did he get the time to dick with cum smoke!" exclaimed my bad side.

A/N I guess cum smoke is a thing now

"Cum smoke?" I questioned. "Yeah! I'm not gay! I'm fucking teleporting outside!" he continued. "What happened to getting away from the Sheriff?" I asked. "Fuck! He knew I wouldn't want to got outside so that's why he rigged the damn house as well! That cunt!" exclaimed my bad side. "I think it's a wonderful idea and indeed fun," added in good side. "This fucking hell in Iraq! I'm going to kick his a-" My bad side stopped at the sound of something swinging at us, as two hands holding a pumpkin missed our head, before bad side kicked the area where the arms were reaching out from. There was the sound of something grunting and hitting floor, as we walked forward now; finding Saber on the ground with the pumpkin he had next to him. "Ah fuck," he said in response, as my bad side grabbed the pumpkin he had and bashed it on his head. Parts of it and the seeds were scattered across the floor and on his face, while he spit the taste of the pumpkin that was in his mouth now. "Cocksucker! How about you suck off a donkey and fuck a horse! And I hope you die because of it as well!" exclaimed my bad side.

A/N The joke about the horse part actually happened to someone. Which is funny and sad at the same time

"Whatever! It was a fucking prank! At least I didn't do something gay like Logan Paul does every fucking video!" he exclaimed back while getting up now, all while trying to wipe some of the pumpkin off of him. "Besides, I fucking did it so I could get my fucking gun back from Freddy. Fucking selling that Deagle only encouraged him to take it and he threatened to shot my ass if I didn't do this fucking lame ass prank." "Fucking pussy," responded my bad side. "Well I'm sorry you didn't want to give a rats ass! You've could've beat his ass but instead you continued to train like a monk and tune me out!" he exclaimed. "Are the others fine?" I asked. "Yeah, I didn't get them. I think they're busying trying to get Freddy out of the pool. Thank god I got him and Funtime Foxy," he responded. "Why were you trying to go after me and Funtime Foxy then and not the others?" I asked. "You, it was just to get a reaction since I knew I would get my ass whipped. Though that made no fucking difference," he responded. "And Funtime Foxy... I don't want to talk about it." "You're a fucking raccoon and you can get your iron sucked the fuck out of you by a gay vampire!" exclaimed my bad side. "Whatever. Now I gotta take another shower," responded Saber walking away now. "Hope you gas yourself in there and summon Hitler's ghost!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side at him. "And while you're at it, go jerk off to Ben Shaved My Balls!"