Saber's P.O.V

"Stop eating all the fucking candy Freddy!" I exclaimed at him, who was grabbing all the candy we had in the four bowls placed on the counter. "But I want some," responded Freddy who was chewing a Kit Kat with his mouth opened. "Closing your fucking mouth before I break your jaw and snap it twice!" Shadow's bad side exclaimed at him. "Didn't you just have a whole bunch of candy like around lunch time?" Shadow asked me. "Yeah, but that doesn't mean they can eat all of it," I responded. "Whatever fatass! Continue stuffing Big Macs up your ass and get the Eazy E experience for all I care!" exclaimed his bad side at me. 

A/N Kinda a shame he did from AIDS though... Oh well...

"Fuck off! Whatever. What horror movies do you guys prefer to watch? You still haven't answered when I asked asked all of you like ten minutes ago," I said. "Butters. Butters," muttered Ennard, who was sitting at the kitchen table and holding his butters in their basket. "Jesus fucking Christ," I muttered in response. "Oh! What about Tella Tubbies?"asked Freddy. "Silly Freddy! That's not a horror movie," responded Bon Bon. "Bullshit! Someone who is apart of cult while taking LSD couldn't make anything more fucked up than an Asian version of fucking Criss Angels!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side. "Ok whatever! What else does anyone have in mind?" I continued. "We're watching a movie that doesn't have a single white male or incel in it at all! And they must not have anyone that supports t-" "Ballora! Shut the fuck up before I kick you out of my house!" I exclaimed at her. "Fucking hell I always have to be reminded of your dumbass." "If you would let me suplex her ass I wouldn't have to fucking suffer!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side. "How would you suggest enacting that move since we have the police have a clear view of our house?" asked Shadow. "I don't give a fuck about them! I'll behead a pope in front of them for all I care!" Shadow's bad side exclaimed back. "Whatever! What fucking movie?" I asked again. "I guess Halloween," answered Baby. "That's the holiday, not a movie," said Freddy. "It is a movie Funtime Fucktard!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side at him. "What! Nah! You're just swassing," he responded. "It's joshin boomer," I said back to him. "IF YOU DON'T PUT A BANANA TO SHUT YOUR ASS I WILL LITERALLY FORCE YOU TO SLAUGHTER HALF THE POPULATION OF ALL ANIMALS!" yelled Shadow's bad side at me. "I think we all need to get along and relax," said Shadow's good side trying to calm us all down, like usual. "Fuck off prick!" exclaimed back Shadow's bad side. "Just shut the fuck up already," I responded walking over to the TV and turning it on. "Oh! Is that the iphone 11!?" exclaimed Freddy looking at the Xbox One one the shelf of the TV stand. "Ow! Stop yelling all the time before my eyes explode for fucks sake!" I exclaimed at him. "WHAT!" yelled Freddy now. "Don't be a fucking dumbass like him!" I exclaimed turning to look at Shadow now. "Fuck you," responded Shadow's bad side, as I walked on over to the shelf I had with all the DVD's, while grabbing Halloween and bringing it back with me. "Anyone want popcorn or nah?" I asked stopping in front of the DVD player. "You can't pop corn! Unless it's a religious practice," said Freddy. "I will fucking slam your head into this coffee table," threatened Shadow's bad side. "Whatever. I'll making fucking popcorn anyways," I responded walking towards the kitchen now, all while the movie was starting to play. "Oh! I forgot my condoms! Me and Foxy might some so can you spa-" "Buy your own Freddy before I give your broke ass to the lynch mob!"