Saber the Bunny's P.O.V

"It better not be those fucking cucks!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side as he ran down the hallway. "Stay away from the door you communist!" I exclaimed trying to put down my glass of Coke, as he was at the door now. "WHY HELLO AG-" The door slammed at the sound of Freddy's voice at the front door, as I pushed him out of the way, causing him to tumble to the side. "I'm still here, you know?!" exclaimed Shadow at me as I opened the door. "Fuck off you fucking Rock Cock!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side, as he punch me in the stomach. "Bad side!" exclaimed Shadow, as I got up and grabbed him by the chest. "Asshole!" I exclaimed pushing him, as the doors opened with Baby storming at us. "Quit it, both of you!" exclaimed Baby pushing us both away from each other. "Back off ho! Go be a stripper and have lesbian sex!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side at her. "Now that is not a way to treat a women," said Shadow's good side. "Shut up you fucking Ballora ripoff!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side back. "What hell did you say white male?!" exclaimed Ballora walking inside now and staring at Shadow. "Hope you get sent to Israel slut!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side at her. "Just by the way you're she's staring you down like a Jojo character, she's about to take away your will to be privileged," I said to him. "Shut the fuck you jotard! Go jerk off to that fucking show you weeb fuck!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side at me.

A/N I started watching Jojo's Bizarre Adventures recently and it's the best thing I have seen in a while

"I warned you making another reference would piss him off," said Shadow as I could hear someone walking inside from the front door. "Sup immigrants!" exclaimed Freddy as I turned in shock from the costume he was wearing. "No fucking way. Are you actually Michael Jackson?" I asked. "Yeah! You told me to, remember?!" he exclaimed back. "It was a fucking joke! You're literally going as a pedophile, what the fuck!" I exclaimed at him.

A/N I strongly believe Michael Jackson is a pedophile. Just my opinion. Not to forget it turned into an inside joke. 

"It's like! What. Saying I should go as Harvey Weinstein for Halloween or Jared Fogle!" "Maybe you should go outside to officer Adam Craft Shaft in one of those costumes and get your ass sent off to fucking Guantanamo Bay!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side. As I turned to see Ennard and Funtime Foxy, I had wished Officer Adam's didn't have to see what Freddy and Funtime were wearing. "Why! Why! What the fuck is wrong with you!" I exclaimed at Funtime Foxy, who was wearing a bra and panties. "She's a stripper. What's wrong with that? Am I right Bon Bon?" said Freddy turning to look at him now. 

A/N Is it just me, or does each book amp up the craziness?

"Silly Freddy. Anyone is allowed to wear what they want for a costume on Halloween. "Y-Yeah," said Funtime Foxy. "And that's an exception?! Oh my god you're literally running on no brain cells," I responded. "What's the matter?! Getting horny or a boner from her!?" exclaimed Shadow's bad side. "Hey Freddy! He's stealing your bitch," said Shadow's bad side. "What!" responded Freddy looking around. "No your fucktard, it's Saber!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side at him. "Who? Wait. Who are you?" he responded. "This cunt literally has Alzheimer's," said Shadow's bad side aloud. "Silly, your Freddy," said Bon Bon to Freddy. "Oh! I remember... I think..." responded Freddy, as Ennard walking in carrying a box with his butters on top. "Why the fuck did you bring a box of dildos?!" demanded Shadow's bad side. "It's best I tell you later," said Baby. "Close the door at least one of you," I said directed at everyone here. "Yo! We got candy so you bitches better get them before I hand them out to anyone that has fucking diabetes!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side leading them away. "Close the door one of you!" I exclaimed as they all walked down the hallway, all while Shadow's bad side flipped me off. "Suck my penis!" I exclaimed at him, while closing the door, only to see the police car that was parked across the other side of the street. And even from the distance it was at, I could see Officer Jackson staring at me, all before shutting the door. "Fucking peeping fagots."