Saber the Bunny's P.O.V

"Fuck! Can someone stuff pumpkin head on me so I can suffocate!?" exclaimed Shadow's bad side. "If it makes you shut up, fine by me," I responded. "YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL SHOVE A PUMPKIN SO FAR UP YOUR ASS IT'LL COME OUT OF MOUTH!" he responded yelling at me. "I swear I'm only enduring more pain then what you're experiencing," said Shadow Saber to me. We walked around the corner to see the pizzeria, except it was already decorated with pumpkins and Halloween decorations. "Damn, they already decorated," I said pointing out my observation. "When I call Casper to rape them, they'll be fucking sorry!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side. "How about we think of the positives here?" suggested his good side. "There are no positives here," responded Shadow Saber. As we approached the front entrance, one of those toy witches laughed as we passed it. "YOU'LL BE LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF WHEN I COOK YOUR CHILDREN ALIVE!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side. Suddenly the door opened as Baby peaked her head through, most likely because she could hear us from outside because of Shadow Saber. "So much for ringing the doorbell," I said. "Oh look! It's the clown slut! What, are you going to be fucking Harley Quin for Halloween because she's a slut, just like you!?" exclaimed Shadow's bad side.

A/N

Told you it would be a running gag, and it brought to life a new possible running gag as well.

"I should've expected the two of you," she said opening the door. "Sorry I didn't bother calling. Some people have to bitch about talking to you," I said looking at Shadow. "Fuck off!" responded his bad side. "Come inside," she said stepping aside for us to walk in. We all walked inside as we made our way to the main area. "So I'm guessing you're here to celebrate Halloween?" asked Baby. "Pretty much," I responded. "And I can't wait to fucking see Freddy get high and fuck Funtime Foxy," said Shadow's bad side. "You seriously belong in a mental insinuation," I said. "Actually, I thought of doing something different," said Baby. "I was thinking of going trick-or-treating." "WHAT!" yelled Shadow's bad side as we walked into the main room. Everyone in the room looked at us, as me and Baby looked at Shadow Saber. "Bon Bon look! It's the black version of Saber!" he exclaimed pointing at Shadow Saber. "Great! Nice predicament we're in," said Shadow Saber. "Fuck off you cunt," responded his bad side. "Freddy! That's Saber's shadow remember?" asked Bon Bon nicely. "Oh! OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Who?" he said. "I'm going to hang myself," said Shadow's bad side. "Good luck with that when you're immortal," I said. "THEN FUCKING DONATE MY SOUL TO SATAN I DON'T KNOW!" he exclaimed. "Why is that the only things you men do is make fucked jokes? This is why all men should burn in hell," said Ballora on the stage. "YOU KNOW WHAT HOE! I'LL TAKE ENNARD'S BUTTERS AND MAKE YOU SUCK THEM LIKE DICKS!" yelled Saber's bad side. "Don't touch them!" exclaimed Ennard holding his basket of exotic butters. "Oh! Are we doing show and tell? Cool! I got this," said Freddy pulling out a Fn P90. "Freddy what did we say about having that?" asked Funtime Foxy. "Somebody's been playing Fortnite too much," I said. "Please don't bring up that game," said Shadow Saber.

A/N

I think Fortnite is an alright game, but it gets too much attention. And people doing the dances in real life is cringy as hell. No offense. 

"Ok, can we all divert our attention to the point? It's Halloween," I said. "Oh! You mean the thing where we chop kids heads off and use them as pumpkins?" asked Freddy. "What in the actual fuck is wrong with him?" I questioned. "And you claim I'm fuck! This fucktard is mental!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side. "Anyways, this year we're going to got trick-or-treating," I said. "But we don't have costumes," said Ennard. "Which is why we'll be heading to the Halloween store to get costumes for tonight," said Baby. "Great! Let's fucking go before I get aids!" said Shadow's bad side. "Aids! How about I get it right now?" asked Freddy. "Let's just leave before Freddy decides to show his dick," said Shadow Saber. "Yes! We're going to back California!" exclaimed Freddy. "Maybe I did forget why Shadow hated them so much," I said. "Sometimes, I rather live on the streets then with them at times," said Baby. "Maybe from your point of view," I said. "I wanna be the dude from Fortnite!" exclaimed Freddy running past us. "Where's his P90 when you need it?" I asked. "He's a lost cause."