Saber the Bunny's P.O.V

"Look at all these eggs. And thank god they actually have candy in them," I said opening one of the eggs open. "You sure?" asked Shadow Saber examining one of the Reese's as he ate one. "Huh? Guess it is fine." "Is that all the eggs?" asked Baby. "Nope!" exclaimed Freddy in response. "There's one eggs hidden so well that if you don't find it, the next that thing you'll here will be explosive." "What the fuck!? Is that a bomb reference?!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side. "Freddy? Do you have a bomb?" asked Baby. "Uh? Does a bomb kill people?" asked Freddy. "Yes you fucking idiot!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side. "Oh! Yeah I have one," he responded. "WHAT!?" I yelled turning to look at him. "F-Freddy? How did you get one?" asked Foxy. "I ordered in from the internet," he responded. "Bullshit! You can't get it from the internet! Unless... " I responded. "Son of a bitch." "This motherfucker actually achieved it," said Shadow's bad side. "What is it?" asked Baby. "This dumb ass got a bomb off of the Dark Web," I responded. "That's kinda racist," said Freddy. "No you fucktard! That's the name of the place where you can buy that shit!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side. "My god! How much did you pay for it?!?" exclaimed Baby. "Forty thousand dollars," responded Freddy. "Forty grand. What the fuck," I said in response. "I-I can't right now," said Baby digging her face into her hands. "I told you he was a fucking terrorist! Just tell that to Alex Jones and he'll state it with facts!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side.

A/N Whether some of you hate or love Alex Jones, he's the best living meme to exist. In my opinion. 

"That's it! I'm actually done! I'm going home and if you or Baby want to die, fine by me!" I exclaimed looking at Shadow Saber before walking away. "See you all in hell," said Shadow's bad side as he and Baby followed behind him. "Oh! Are we heading to a strip club?" asked Freddy as him and the others followed behind us. "No! All of you can handle this! This is not mine, nor Shadow's, or Baby's job!" I exclaimed at him. "You got your ass into this, now you can pull the rest of it out!" "What! Baby! Mom! He's harassing me!" exclaimed Freddy. "What a fucking cuck," said Shadow's bad side. "Freddy. I'm honestly done with you as well. You need to learn to take responsibility for the stuff you do and this is the only way to fix this, even if it means risking the entire pizzeria and your live's," said Baby. "Maybe next time, you'll learn not to buy a bomb and go on the Dark Web." She walked away along with us, leaving the fate in the hands of idiots. "I want a divorce!" exclaimed Freddy. "You're not married!" I exclaimed back at him. "I'm just going to play video games all day and eat the candy we got. And maybe adopt a water baby, while I'm at it."