Shadow Saber's P.O.V

"Why did you have to mark our starting point with a dick drawn on a piece of paper?" asked Saber looking at the picture on the ground. "I can't draw a vagina," responded Freddy. "No shit," said my bad side as me, Saber, and Baby walked over to the starting point. "I can't believe you white males are still collecting sperm eggs," said Ballora. "What! Are you smoking endo because it sure hasn't come out of your ass yet!" exclaimed my bad side. "Are you all ready to embrace communism?" asked Freddy. "I'M READY TO SEND YOUR ASS BACK TO THE SHADOW REALM!" I yelled. I suddenly took off towards the main room, as Saber and Baby took off as well. "This ain't a race dick head!" he exclaimed at me while he ran past me with Baby and towards the bathrooms. "Better hurry up and not lose your scrotum!" I exclaimed back. I could already see about four eggs resting on top of the stage, as I grabbed them. "Thank fuck Freddy made this feel like we're on preschool difficulty!" exclaimed my bad side. "He's just special," responded my good side. "It's something more than him being special," I responded. I noticed about ten eggs combined on all the tables, as I grabbed them all. "More ways to become diabetic. Fucking great!" said my bad side. "It's actually humiliating to them to show how bad they are at heading these eggs. In fact, it makes this a lot less enjoyable then what it already is," I responded I noticed some eggs under the chairs. As I knelt down to grab them, I could the sheer amount of about twenty eggs under all the chairs. "Now this is them just being lazy," I said grabbing them. "Is that all?" asked Saber as he walked in with Baby behind him. "What? I'm not Mexican," responded Freddy. "He's talking about the eggs for the egg hunt dumb ass!" my bad side exclaimed at him. "Oh! There's more outside," he responded. Without notice, my bad side took over as I ran outside while Baby and Saber chased behind me. "Slow down Sonic!" exclaimed Saber heading to the left side of the pizzeria. "I'm faster than the border portal bitch!?" exclaimed my bad side as I ran towards the left side of the pizzeria, while Baby was tailing me from behind. "Back off you fucking clown!" "Not a chance with your Hershey face!" she exclaimed running past me and while grabbing five eggs near the bushes. "Fucking whore!" I exclaimed running past and jumping to the side to get near seven eggs sitting against the wall on the outer parts of the pizzeria. "Since when did you have a thing for these type of games?" I asked. "This ain't a game bitch! This is real life!" exclaimed back my bad side. "Oh, it is nice to see three of us getting along and enjoying ourselves for once," said my good side. "Write me a fucking poem on who being gay is a good thing!" exclaimed my bad side as I got up and ran back towards the front of the pizzeria. As I turned the corner, I could see some guy holding one of the eggs, as my bad side decided it was best to do this in a uncivilized way. "Oh this fucker ain't going to ruin the game today," said my bad side as I charged at him. "THAT'S MINE BITCH!" I tackled him onto the sidewalk as pushed me of him. "What the fuck! You trying to fuck with me?!" exclaimed the guy as he got off the ground. "No you fucking gay ass! I see you trying to steal the egg!" my bad side exclaimed at him. "Oh! Of course its you jacker animatronics that live around here! Should've known!" exclaimed the guy back at us. "You're messing with the wrong fool homie." "You're messing with the wrong demon queer!" exclaimed back my bad side. "Oh really?!" he exclaimed back as he pulled out a gun out from his waist. "You wanna mess with me, I'll mess with your turf." 

A/N Shit just got real.

"Shadow, control your fucking bad side!" exclaimed Saber as he and the others walked over to us. "All you fools stay back! Don't make a bigger mess than what you're going to create," threatened the guy pointing gun at us. "Do it pussy. Pull the trigger," said my bad side. "Why do you always have to fight people like him? Every damn time," I muttered under my breathe. "Really? You want me to smoke your ass right now?" asked the guy pointing the gun at me. "What? You don't have the balls to?" asked my bad side. "C'mon you fucking pussy! Pull the trigger! Maybe I'll give you permission to fuck Freddy's girlfriend!" exclaimed my bad side. "Shit! I don't have the forms for that," said Freddy. The guy continued to stare at me, not knowing when he would pull the trigger. Until a decision was finally made. "I don't know what the fuck you fools problem is but you all mental," said the guy lowering his gun and backing up. "You're still a fucking problem to stare it," said my bad side. I suddenly stuck my right hand out as I shot a blast at him, causing him to fly back on the ground. "Fuck. Of course he chooses not to shoot me," said my bad side. "You wanted him to shoot you so you could flex on him," said Saber. "No you fucktard! It's to show off! There's a difference!" I exclaimed. "Well good job! Now this guy is knocked out! Maybe we'll be sent to jail Tekashi69!? That'll be fun!" exclaimed Saber. "I'll send your ass to jail with R Kelly!" my bad side exclaimed as I walked back inside the pizzeria. "I got some fucking candy to inhale!"