Saber the Bunny's P.O.V

"Bruh! Bruh! Bruh! Why the fuck is this mink using armor lock every time his shields go down!" I exclaimed at the TV. "Can I fucking slam his face into the TV!?" exclaimed Shadow's bad side in response, all while he was eating a granola bar on the couch. "Won't matter anyways," responded Shadow, while he let out a sigh. "Shut the fuck up with your dumbass sighing before I shove this TV up your ass!" I exclaimed while still staring at the TV. As soon as I died by another prick that came to help his teammate, I slowly let out a sigh and laid back in the gaming chair I was seated on. "Must be a fucking miracle because he ain't screaming like a ghoul yet," said Shadow's bad side. A second later, I turned around and punched the gaming chair multiple times and sat back down to continue playing. "Should've expected that at least," mentioned Shadow in response to my actions. "Better than him letting out his queer cry," said Shadow's bad side as he finished what was left of his snack. "No wonder why everyone claimed armor lock was for betas," I responded sitting back down on my chair. A second later the phone rang from the kitchen, as I turned towards the hallway. "Check the phone fatass," said Shadow's bad side. "Fuck you. Like it's anyone important calling anyways," I responded. "At least check it," added in Shadow. "Yeah! Of course your lazy ass doesn't want to do shit either," I responded putting the headset and controller down quickly, while rushing towards the hallway. "It's probably those scam callers from fucking Frontier anyways! Their internet is cock!" I finally reached the kitchen and looked at the number that was on it, showing it was from Mr. Freddy on it. "Well shit," I responded as I grabbed the phone off the rack and answered it. "Yo!" 

"Hey, yo Saber man. That you?" 

"Hell yeah! Glad to be talking with you again Shadow Freddy. So what can I do for you?" I responded. "Listen man. I sorta had some small talk with Shadow Saber awhile back about the usual and mentioned how me, RXQ, and even Funtime Foxy could visit today and celebrate Christmas, though he never agreed to it. And since Fredbear agreed to us celebrating Christmas with us, we decided to head on over to your house in about half an hour," explained Shadow Freddy over the phone. "Well, did the two agree of you even about getting together today?" I asked. "Nah, man. But I'm sure when he finds out he won't be too annoyed at us. His bad side on the other hand might be the one who gets pissed off," he responded. "No shit. Even though I have to live with his ass every day," I responded. "Ah, I would say let me talk to him, but I'm sure you can tell himself yourself we're coming over soon, man. Welp! I got try out the album for Liquid Swords. This album is a banger man," he said on the other line. "Well, good for you. See ya in an hour then," I said. "Alright. Peace man," said Shadow Freddy before ending the call, all while I sat the phone back on its stand. 'Well, at least I have some people that can shut the others up when they act like a bunch of dicks. Especially fucking Freddy cunt,' I thought as I walked back into the living room. "Who the fuck was it, someone who claimed you were an inbreed or a cock sucking weeb now?!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side as soon as he saw me. "Apparently Shadow Freddy has invited himself, RXQ, and Shadow Funtime Foxy to join us for thanksgiving with the others, and plans to show up in half an hour," I responded. "Oh christ," responded Shadow while sighing in response. "Oh, it is a wonder to be meeting those three again! But I can't understand why you are displeased because of them," said Shadow's good side. "Because they never tell us when they're coming! Every fucking time that dumbass Shadow Freddy has to stick out his balls and show up without an early notice!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side. "Shut the fuck up, you don't hear me complaining," I responded sitting back down on my chair and grabbing my mic and controller. "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT BEFORE I CALL UPON GOD TO BANISH YOUR ASS TO HELL AND GET RAPED BY HIM!" yelled Shadow's bad side. "Go choke on dick or something. Better to have them and be stuck with Freddy I'm disabled," I responded. "Oh hell yeah, easy triple kill!"