Saber the Bunny's P.O.V

"Why the hell are we out here in the woods? You going to kill us because I knew you would try to someday," said Shadow's bad side. "What? No! I'm getting everyone out of the pizzeria so we can relax and not be at each others throats!" I exclaimed. "I thought you hated going outside?" asked Foxy. "I do. But I'll take anything to not ruin another holiday," I responded. "He's crazy! I fucking knew it!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side. "It's not that. I'm can't stand the shit that happens every holiday," I responded. "Cry me the fucking polar caps melting!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side. "It's cold. Can we just head back home?" asked Foxy. "I just want my butters," said Ennard. "What I want to do is go back home away from you sexist people!" exclaimed Ballora. "Should've stayed back at the pizzeria," said Shadow Saber. "I don't understand how going into the woods is going to help anyone's sanity." "It's going to test us, that's what," I responded walking up to a tree. "I never had the chance of getting a big Christmas tree that I've wanted to be noticeable. So we're here to chop it done." "And you say the things I do are illegal," said Shadow's bad side. "It's better than you trying to strangle someone over a comment at Target," I responded. "I go to Target to get tampons for Foxy," said Freddy. "Yeah, because your dumb ass doesn't know how to operate a computer!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side. "Of course not! I can't dissect a body for donate," responded Freddy. "See what I fucking mean!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side pointing at him. "Whatever. Baby, the axe," I said. She walked over to me while handing me the axe. "If you make that stupid ass cheesy pun that everyone says, I swear to fucking god I will take that axe and chop off all your limbs and beat you up with them!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side. 

A/N

In all honesty, those type of jokes are irrelevant now. In my opinion.

"Whatever. It's better than getting fucking beaten by a wrench," I responded swinging my axe at the tree. "What kind of fucking death is that?! There is no honor in dying by a wrench!" he exclaimed in response. "But suicide is a cool death!" exclaimed Freddy. "NO! THAT'S FOR COWARDS!" yelled Shadow's bad side. "Why the fuck do you care! You're just some shitty ass bad side that's a coward! You hide in a shell that fucking protects you from the will to leave! I rather here Shadow's good side forever than yours!" I exclaimed. "If I could fucking leave I would, but I'm trapped in this ass hats head!" he exclaimed back. "I DON'T KNOW I HATE MORE: YOU OR FUNTIME CUNTBEAR!" "Who me?" asked Freddy looking around. "I should've done this when I had the chance. I should've sent all your asses to the shadow realm. And I'll fucking make sure this time you'll regret it," he said as his eyes were glowing. "Good job. We're going to die," said Baby to me. 'Fuck. I just angered a personality that has the potential to end all of us,' I thought. 'Good job fucking white bread.'