Saber the Bunny's P.O.V

"Butters, butters, butters. My children all dead. Nothing but innocent children wasted," muttered Ennard in the corner rocking back and forth. "How has no one thrown him into an asylum yet?" asked Shadow Saber. "Remember, they don't take animatronics. And if someones side didn't ruin most of our reputation with the humans we would've had no problems," I said to him. "Fuck off! The bast way for them to cooperate is to threaten them," said Shadow's bad side. "That's called fear fucktard," I responded. "The only reason you ass is liked because you kiss others peoples asses back!" he exclaimed back. "No! It's because I'm not the one who says they're going to rip out that persons ass and replaces it with a toilet seat!" I exclaimed back. "Can you both shut up!? Saber you said yourself you wanted to not have a problems and you're just fueling one problem," said Baby. "Yeah you fucking gringo! You better stop causing problems!" exclaimed Shadow Saber criticizing me. "And you better make sure you don't end up calling the police on us and for sure you'll be a felony to be remembered. Who knows? Maybe you'll become a meme," I responded. "Is that a fucking threat!?" he exclaimed. "Just a prediction," I responded. "Are we going to build the twin towers yet?" asked Freddy. "No! We're building ginger bread houses. That's not the same thing," I responded. "Oh! Can I build a scene from the Vietnam war!" exclaimed Freddy. "That's fucked up," I responded. "Ok. I hope some of you have some knowledge of building a ginger bread house," said Baby. "Wait! I thought we making grenades?" asked Freddy. "You probably make cum grenades!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side. 

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I wouldn't be surprised if that actually existed.

"Nah! That for Wednesdays for me and Foxy," he responded. "Why do you bother asking?" I asked. "Tell that to my damn bad side," responded Shadow Saber. "Alright! All of you get started," said Baby. "What the hell are you going to do? Fuck a barbie doll?" asked Shadow's bad side. "No. Making sure Ballora doesn't try to hang Freddy in the school bathroom," she responded walking away. "Just let her do it. He deserves it anyway," said Shadow's bad side. "Not her fault she's an asswipe who where's a pussy hat," I responded. "How the fuck do you make a house?!" exclaimed Shadow's bad side trying to put on part of house. "Guess you weren't educated enough to play Minecraft," I said jokingly. "Shut the fuck up! That's for gays nerds who couldn't afford Legos!" he exclaimed backing still trying to figure it out. "At least they have imagination that doesn't involve porn," I said back putting my ginger bread house together. "Or death for that matter." "Eh, I don't like the design," said Freddy as he pulled out his gun. "The Fuck! No!" I exclaimed as he shot it. "At least this cunts imagination isn't as bad as mine," said Shadow's bad side. "Silly Freddy. You didn't have to use it," said Bon Bon. "NO! HE COULD'VE FUCKING PULLED THE TRIGGER ON HIMSELF BUT HE DIDN'T" yelled Shadow's bad side. He grabbed his half down gingerbread house as he put on Freddy's face. "AH! I'M BLIND AGAIN! I'M GOING TO TURN ASIAN!" he yelled running around. "Freddy! The other way!" exclaimed Bon Bon. "Take it off!" I exclaimed. Suddenly he ran into the wall as the ginger bread house broke into pieces. "I think I have dimensions now," he said on the floor. "IT'S FUCKING DEMENTIA! GOD THIS FUCKER CAN'T SAY SHIT RIGHT!" yelled Shadow's bad side.

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Seems to me a reoccurring thing that might be a running gag.

"Why is it every time I leave someone has to do something retarded?!" exclaimed Baby walking in. "Blame the punk cunts," said Shadow's bad side. "Freddy, take us to the woods. I can't deal with this," said Baby. "What are we going to do there?" asked Foxy. "Not have problems here," I responded. "Besides, not like shit goes well here anyways."