Saber the bunny's P.O.V

"You think everyone would like these Christmas hats?" I asked Baby. "It couldn't hurt to buy them." She responded. "Guess I'll get them then." I put them in the shopping cart as we both moved from that section. "We really need to get food though." Said Baby. "I know, I just don't know what to get." I responded. "You really don't know what to get?" She asked. "I just don't know what to get for everyone." I responded with. " What about a turkey?" Baby suggested. " C'mon! Who the fuck has a turkey for Christmas!" I said. "Does it really matter?" She asked. "Well...I guess not really." I said realizing she had a point. "Alright, for dessert we'll have Christmas cookies, apple pie, and whatever else we find." Said Baby. "And pizza for Freddy." I added in. "Yeah...Freddy." She said. "I hope he's not doing anything stupid." "I'm more worried about Shadow's bad side than him." 

Shadow Saber's P.O.V

"Just pick that one!" Yelled my bad side. "Its not big enough!" I responded. "Who gives a fuck?" He asked. "I do retard!" I responded. "DON'T GIVE CALL ME RETARD YOU FUCKTARD!" He yelled. "How about we all calm down?" Suggested my good side. "You should know he'll never shut up." He said. "Fuck off!" My bad side responded back. "What about that tree?" Said my good side. I turned to my side to see a tree that looked almost identical to a Christmas tree. "That will do." I said. "Finally we're gonna chop one down and not look for ten million hours!" Said my bad side. "Your just over exaggerating." I said. "Well don't want to be looking at dumbass trees all day!" He responded. "Lets just get this over with." I said. As i started to walk over to the tree, i heard someone yell at us. "HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!" I turned to see a ranger walking towards us. "Oh fuck off!" Muttered my bad side. "What are you doing near here?" He asked. "Well obviously trying to get a tree! Now fuck off!" Said my bad side. "Ever heard of buying one?" He said. "Their sold out." I responded. "Oh well! Guess you can't get one!" He said. "Hey dumbass! We're looking at one right now!" Responded my bad side. "That's illegal! Wait...your those animatronics i've heard about!" He said. "Technically, we're a shadow of an animatronic." Responded my good side. "I don't care! Get out of here before i call the police!" He said. "Oh! So your one of those people who care about mother nature!' Said my shadow while my right hand was glowing. "WELL FUCK MOTHER NATURE!" Yelled y shadow while i sliced the bottom tree with my hand. It tumbled over as the ranger started to yell at us. "What! How did you do that!" "Just fuck off already!" Said my bad side while forcing the guy away. "Wait what! AHHHHHHH!" He said while i threw him across the snow. "That was actually kinda funny."