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Countryballs headcannons

:)

Now I'm gonna assume that y'all all know what Countryballs/Poland balls are aight?
But if you don't, you'll find out soon ;p

And I'm going all out on this lmao
Get ready to listen about scientific terms.
I have no idea what I'm doing

- Countryballs are a squishy, round mammal species with flags as their body.

- Countryballs are generally, full of fat, to  cushion their organs and minimize risk of injury.

- Countryballs have no bones. They're made of mostly muscle and fat.

-  Countryballs' body temperature is around 37°C or 98.6°F

- Hypothermia sets in when the body temperature drops below 31°C or 87.8°F.

- Countryballs communicate with high pitched chirps, cries, wails and screeches similar to birds. They can get very loud.

- Countryballs roll around as their main way of moving. However, they can get very fast if they wish so.

- Countryballs' main way of attacking is headbutting. with small balls, it doesn't work very much but with bigger balls, they're very much threatening.

- the biggest ball recorded, the UN ball, weighs in 62.0 lb (28.1 kg) and clocks in a height of 52.5" (133.3 cm).

-he smallest ball recorded, The Vatican City ball, is barely larger than a ping pong ball.

- Countryballs seem to have the general anatomy to speak, however there's no recorded case for a ball speaking fluent English frequently currently, since most balls are not intelligent enough to learn English.

- Countryballs seem to be in the same level of Intelligence as parrots, as they can understand human language, emotional cues and they often try to mimic the caretaker's voice and song melodies.

- Countryballs seem to be get quickly attached to their Countryhuman version.

- Countryballs are omnivores and can eat anything humans can. (As long it can fit their mouths.)

- it's a mystery how Countryballs evolved or survived in the wild.

- Countryballs have faster regeneration than humans. How much faster and how is a question without answers in this moment. Studies are being conducted on the nature and anatomy of Countryballs.

- Countryballs have heat cycles Their heat period last from 2 to 4 weeks depending on the sex. The heat cycle seems to affect both sexes.

- However, there are some balls that don't have them and have no wish to mate. The balls that don't have heat cycles are often more friendlier than other balls.

- Countryballs are monogamous. Directly after the copulation, the two balls will stay with each other until the offspring has reached sexual maturity.

- Countryballs are hermaphrodites. They have both reproductive organs to act as the "female" or "male", almost guaranteeing reproduction.

-Countryballs have however, a assigned sex at birth and they only will reproduce with another ball of the "same sex" if there's no other option.

- there are some Countryballs that will only reproduce with a ball of the same sex. This is apparently attributed to a imbalance of hormones.

- Some Countryballs have exclusive characteristics and anatomies.

- Organizationballs, apparently similar with Countryballs, are simply balls that evolved to be bigger and more intelligent. However, not much difference occurs between the two species. They are often grouped together.

- Organizationballs seem to be more squishy and jiggly than their country counterpart. Sometimes, they flatten themselves out into a pancake. The reason why is unknown.

- Organizationballs are bigger and smarter than Countryballs on average.

- Organizationballs have distinct characteristics and personalities from other Organizationballs.

Specific Organizationballs:

- the UN ball is the biggest ball recorded, and one of the more intelligent. It's capable of solving basic math after being taught. It's currently being taught English. Currently, it can only form syllables, with significant difficulty.

-the UN ball is being taken care by the UN personification. Their growing relationship will be certainly useful for later studies.

- the EU ball is one of the balls which is difficult to work with. It's unwillingness to participate in studies is sightly concerning. It'll only participate when given rewards. Which is apparently giving humans a condescending chatter. It attached very quickly to it's Countryhuman counterpart.

- the ASEAN ball is very asocial and will tackle anyone who forces it to socialize. Other than that, it's easy to work with as long as it's promised alone time.
It's one of the few balls that haven't seen their Countryhuman version yet.

- the NATO ball is one of the more playful balls. It enjoys playing games with humans, like Hide and Seek. And it also likes doing pranks.
It also enjoys sneaking out and bothering the ASEAN ball, which only tolerates NATO ball.

- the AU ball is the friendliest ball. It's sweet and it seems to have intense empathy for other balls. It's more than happy to participate in studies and it's currently learning English.
So far, it's learned to say simple words like 'yes' and 'no'... And 'fuck you'. It doesn't know what it means.

- the FBI ball is one of the most annoying to interact. Simply because it just won't shut up.
It enjoys barging in rooms and screaming "FBI OPEN UP " in perfect English somehow.
It enjoys terrifying just about every ball, but it particularly harasses UN ball. The UN ball is terrified of FBI ball.
The FBI ball is in care of the FBI personification.

So that's all I have LmAo
I ship FBI x UN and you can't stop me from making these balls gay

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