-In a SCP faciliry*-

America,into a radio:Do you guys hire an Ex Nazi scientist? 

Germany, worried:NEIN NEIN! Nooo we uhh ummm. I'm uhhm uh British?

America: Oka-

Intercom:SUP BITCHES ITS ME! THIRD REICH HERE TO BEAT YOUR FUCKIN' ASS.

Germany,silently:f u c k