A woman in the bar is seen holding a camera up to a man as she's shaking in her shoes, excitedly. The man has blonde hair with a red shirt and slacks with suspenders with his coat hanging from a chair beside him.

Woman: Can you tell the people who don't know, who are you, and what do you do for a living?

Man: Well I'll tell you

Y/n Casey Cooper

"The World's Greatest Spy"

Y/n: My name is Y/n Casey Cooper, I'm a secret agent tasked with saving the world. Some of my awesome feats include saving the president...

Y/n is seen jumping through a window, bullets passing by their heads as Y/n carries the president on his side.

Y/n: Secured top secret and valuable payload...

Y/n is seen snagging a steel briefcase before dashing to the open window, while avoiding gunfire, before vaulting over a window to his car before driving off.

Y/n: And gathered crucial intel from highly dangerous and highly guarded areas

Y/n took cover in a box as he is hailed with dozens of bullets as he carries a flash drive in his hand before peeking out and shooting several armed assailants before walking away from the scene with a smoking gun while whistling a tone.

Y/n: All-in-the-day's work really.

Woman: Wow, all of this must be pretty classified information. Are you sure it's alright to let a lot of people you're a secret agent?

Y/n: To quote a show I watch very recently, "If you're not gonna tell people you're a secret agent then why be one?"

Woman: So it's okay that I upload this to millions of people on the internet?

Y/n: Oh you won't be uploading anything to anywhere

Woman: And why's that?

Y/n leaned forward, the camera now pointed to his chest as he is inches away from the woman, causing her to blush

Y/n: Because, the moment I began talking, I was speaking in a sequence that transmits a virus to any device that has voice input. Causing it to get corrupted and soon break.

Woman: Is-Is that technology even possible?

Y/n: No...but it is enough to take away your attention to your camera.

Woman: What?

Y/n held up the memory card of the woman's camera before crushing it in his hands.

Y/n: Don't take it personally, just safety precautions.

Y/n grabbed his coat and tossed it on him before walking away from the bar while the woman is flabbergasted by his actions. Once he stepped out, something in his coat pocket beeped. He searches his coat before pulling out a small tablet used for getting missions from his agency.

Mission Briefing: Rescue Op

Y/n: Hmm...Duty calls, I guess.

Y/n pulled out a clicker from his pocket and pressed the button. a few seconds later a car pulled up in front of him, unlocking the door for him to enter.

Aston Martin Type Specter

"The Go-to spy car"

He opened the driver's side door and hops on before taking off to the highway. Once he reached the open highway, he pressed a few buttons causing the car to transform into a plane as he used the road as a runway before flying up and flew to the agency headquarters.

Y/n flew his plane/car to the middle of the ocean and began circling around a certain part of the ocean. The water began parting and from within is a platform with a ramp going deeper within the ocean.

He flew towards the ramp before transforming back to a car as he continues to drive downwards until he reaches a Parking lot of sorts. He sped up before drifting around a pillar before skidding across the floor in a certain pattern before expertly parks the car in style.

Once parked, he stepped out of the car before closing the door as an automated lock system locks down the car. He then went towards the nearby elevator, passing by the skid marks he made on the floor, cursively spelling

Cooper

He reached the elevator and pressed 'up' on the pad before tapping his foot as he waits for the elevator. Once the elevator dinged, it opened its doors revealing wooden interiors with polished wood and a wool carpet with the abbreviation of the agency in a circular pattern

S.E.C.R.E.T

He enters the elevator before pressing a button to take him to the main floor as the door closed before taking him to the desired floor. The elevator dinged again, only this time bringing Y/n to a new floor.

The room appeared to be a simple cubicle office, however, every single worker in the office is specialized in certain departments ranging from asset management to troop deployments. He passed by and greeted back the employees who greet him as he makes quick small talk as he heads to his destination.

He went to a room down the office called "Briefing room" but before he could enter, he caught a glimpse of a large monitor displaying a list of active field agents, their current mission status, and a value called Agency points though he didn't skim through every list just the two names on the top of the list.

1. Y/n Casey Cooper On Standby 3,470 Agency points

2. Kristana Jefferson On Duty 2,846 Agency points

Y/n: She isn't back yet? Weird...

He shrugs before entering the Briefing room and being met with a rolling chair and metal table. He sat on the roller chair as the screen that was in the briefing room turned on revealing a man in a chair.

"The Director"

Director: Agent Cooper, We have a mission for you.

Y/n: Lay it on me, Director

Director: We've received an emergency distress signal deep within the Amazon jungle

The Director's screen minimized to show a satellite scan with a red dot pinging in the middle of the landmass.

Y/n: That's where Kristana's mission location is, did something went wrong?

Director: We believe she has been compromised and we need you to go and rescue her.

Y/n: saving a damsel in distress? Simple enough, don't worry Director I'm on it.

Director: I'm counting on you.

The screen then powered off as Y/n stood up and stretched before walking out of the Briefing room.

Y/n: I'll deal with the rescue op as soon as I grab my gun.

Y/n shuts the briefing room door behind him as he turns to the corner of the office before taking a flight of stairs down straight to the agency's armory. There he saw dozens of scientists working on different inventions and on the front is a desk with a man behind it.

Deskman: Hello, Agent Cooper. What is the purpose of your visit to the armory today?

Y/n: I'm here for pick-up, along with my usual order.

The door leading to the room full of working scientists slammed open revealing a rough-looking scientist holding a gun.

Dr. Steven Veltroust

"The Scientist"

Dr. Veltroust: Agent Cooper! Perfect Timing

Y/n: Don't I always?

The Deskman stepped aside as the scientist slammed the gun he was holding in front of him.

Dr. Veltroust: Here you go, along with the modifications you requested.

Y/n: Woah, it's more than what Imagined it to be!

Dr. Veltroust: Well don't expect anything less with this tinkering scientist

Y/n grabbed the gun and runs his hand through the engravings as he marveled at the sight of his new firearm.

Y/n: I'm gonna call you "Endless Requiem"

Dr. Veltroust: So, what else do you need?

Y/n: The usual, please

Dr. Veltroust: 5 flash and stun grenades, coming right up.

Y/n placed a circular device on the table as the scientist grabs it before going back to the lab.

Timeskip (Y/n POV)

My car flew away as I land deep in the Amazon jungle. I ditched my suit for combat boots, camo pants, and a black t-shirt for this operation.

Y/n: Outfit? Stylish, Spatial inventory? Safe and secure, Gun? Locked and Loaded. Ready for school Ma.

I ventured my way deeper into the Jungle, pushing away any vines in my way. While venturing, however, I spotted a group of armed guerrilla forces standing in the open on guard.

Y/n: Alright, let's see if I still got it.

I pressed my Spatial inventory, as soon as I do, an agency-issued grenade manifested before my hand.

I gripped it tightly before pulling the pin out with one hand and cooked it in my hand. After a few seconds, I threw it low to the ground causing it to roll on the ground.

The grenade stopped in the middle of the assailants, causing them to look at it curiously before the grenade emitted a flash of light, robbing them of their sight. I took this chance to run out of my cover and charged at them one by one, disarming them before tossing them to the ground and incapacitating them.

Y/n: Still got it. Though I am regretting bringing a revolver to a stealth operation. Who cares, looks cool.

I continued deeper into the jungle until I found a run-down warehouse with moss and vines along with it. I checked my tablet and saw that this is the place the distress signal is coming from that warehouse.

I was about to head inside but the door to the warehouse opened as two armed guards walked out before standing next to the door on watch.

Y/n: I need a new entry point.

I went further along the tree line as the two guards began having a conversation, very loudly might I add.

Guard #1: So what do you think about the Lady we captured as a prisoner?

Guard #2: What do you mean?

Guard #1: You know...would you tap it or not?

Guard #2: Dude, I'm married.

Guard #1: Oh shi-You're right...but if you're not married will you-?

Guard #2: Alright yeah, but who doesn't?

Guard #1: I knew you couldn't resist. Ahh, man...where did we put her again?

Guard #2: In basement level 3 storage room 3.

Y/n: Basement 3 storage room 3...easy enough.

I rappeled up the wall, reaching an open window before climbing inside. The inside of the warehouse is much worse than the outside, The scaffolding is basically rusted while the inside is mossier than the outside. Did I also mention that it's swarming with guards?

I crouched down before checking the bullets in my gun.

Y/n: 8 bullets in the chamber, 10 chambers in total.

I tapped my Spatial Inventory and took another flash grenade before calling out to all the guards.

Y/n: Hey! Up here!!

The guards look up just as I tossed my flash grenade, emitting a bright flash blinding them which gives me time to pop out of my cover and shoot the guards in the head. Once they were taken out, I rotated the chamber on my revolver as I swap the magazine.

Y/n: Alright, let's see what we're working with.

I dropped down to their level and see what I could scavenge from them. I searched their pockets, one of them having a keycard to access the storage rooms before spotting a crate with agency equipment. I saw the agency's Spatial inventory, female accessories, and a peculiar handgun

Y/n: This is Kristana's gun...I should probably save it in the inventory, throw some mags in there as well.

Once I got all the items needed, I made my way down to basement level 3 and head into the 3rd storage room. I plan to just bust in and save Kristana but, I'd think the director would want her alive and safe than riddled with bullets. I searched for another way in and saw a ventilation shaft.

Y/n: That could work.

I scaled the wall, taking off the cover easily due to how rusty the place is, before calling up the wall again this time diving in the shaft as I made my way through and find Kristana.

Woman's voice: You're gonna regret this!

Y/n: Speak of the devil.

I looked through a vent and there she was, Kristana Jefferson, tied up and inside a cage.

Kristana: You'll be sorry, once backup arrives you're gonna wish you'd set me free!

Guard #3: Yeah...keep up the empty threats lady. No one is coming for you.

Kristana sat back down as the two guards began walking away. Once the coast was clear I carefully opened a hatch before dropping down next to her cage.

Y/n: Strange to see you trapped in a cage.

Kristana: Y/n? You're here! Where's the rest of the backup?

Y/n: I think I'm it.

Kristana: Oh you got to be kidding me!

Y/n:*whisper yell* Hey, hey keep it down!

Kristana: Of all the people to send and rescue me it has to be you!

Y/n: Kristana...

Kristana: It couldn't be a squad of agents to come and rescue me but nooo.

Y/n: Kristana!

Kristana: Now I have to be saved by the egotistic idiot which is y/n Casey Cooper the so-called World's greatest secret agent.

Y/n: KRISTANA!!!!!

Kristana: What!!

Y/n: Could you scream any louder? Maybe you'll wake a few tigers while you're at it!

I gestured around me as I raised my hands. Kristana looked confused before looking around seeing dozens of Guerrilla forces surrounding us while they pointed their guns at me.

Y/n: Well...This is-

[3rd POV]

Kristana: -Just great! How are we supposed to get out of here now?

Y/n: Well we could've been out if you weren't so loud.

Kristana: Oh so it's my fault now?

Y/n: Duh, why do you think I'm telling you this?

Kristana: Urgh! I'm so sick and tired of you, you sarcastic piece of-

Guard #3: Hey! Can't you two just be quiet?! We can kill you right now if we wanted to so just shut up!.

The guard shot a glare at them before looking away from them again.

Y/n: Now that you're done bitchin' how about actually getting us out?

Kristana: What? You got a plan or something?

Y/n: They took my gun but not my spatial inventory. Reach for it to get your gun.

Kristana looked surprised before feeling around Y/ns pants in search of his Spatial Inventory

Y/n:*whisper* Hey, hey I said reach for the inventory, not my ass!

Kristana rolled her eyes before scanning around Y/n's waist before feeling the circular inventory. She then activates it as her gun manifests on her hand.

Y/n: Great, now just shoot our bindings and fight our way out.

Kristana pressed a button on her gun, causing it to eject a blade near its mag well.

Y/n: Or you could do that, man I forgot your gun could do that.

Kristana: Be quiet, or I will gut you alive...Alright, what do you got next?

Y/n eyes a crate and sees his revolver sitting on top of it unguarded before turning back to the guard in front of them.

Y/n: Ok, we take him out quietly, take that guy out, grab my gun and we get out of here.

Kristana: What? Why do we need to grab your gun when we could just run?

Y/n: Hey, I grabbed your gun when coming here so we're getting mine when we get out.

Kristana: Alright..ready?

Y/n: Whenever you are.

Kristana bust the lock in their cage causing the guard to turn and see the commotion, only for Y/n to run out of the cage, swat his gun away before going behind him and subduing him. Once he was out, he enthusiastically reached for his gun immediately, humming to it as if it's a baby

Y/n: Shh-Shh-Shh, It's ok...It's ok daddy's here. You're alright.

Kristana: Ok, 1. eww 2. Can we please just get out of here?

Y/n: Hmm? Oh yeah, *clears throat* Totally.

Guard #4: The cage is empty! Search the floor, they couldn't have gone far!!

Guard #5: And they got Kenny too!

Guard #4: Those bastards.

guerrilla forces began running around, searching for their escaped captives. One soldier went to the corner, only to get dragged behind it before getting punched in the face by Kristana, knocking him out. Y/n then scoots closer to the corner as he checks to see if the coast is clear.

Y/n: Ok, the only thing we need to do is sneak our way outta here and head to the evac zone.

Kristana: Wait, we can't just leave yet.

Y/n: Why not? I get you out and my mission is over.

Kristana: Well mine isn't, I have to steal the plans I collected from their database. It's on a flash drive.

Y/n: Do you know where it is? Cause I didn't see anything when coming here.

Kristana: The server room is on the first floor, they didn't grab the drive out thankfully.

Y/n: How did they not see the bar filling up that says "Transfering"?

Kristana: Uhh...

Kristana is seen in the guerrilla's mainframe, she minimized the transferring window before pulling up a website full of cat videos.

Past Kristana: Ohh...they're just so cute!

The guerrilla forces bust down the door to their mainframe, apprehending Kristana as the cat video continued on playing

Kristana: Doesn't matter, we have to get the drive before they find out it's still there.

Y/n: Alright fine, we get the drive then we head out.

Y/n and Kristana proceeded through the facility, hugging every corner as they sneak their way through the patrol to the Server room. Y/n and Kristana barge through the metal door, guns raised as they scan the room for any enemies. When the coast was clear Kristana immediately went to the mainframe as Y/n looks around the server room.

Y/n: Man, This is some high-tier stuff. How did they afford all this stuff?

Kristana: Obviously they stole it, and they're not high-tier, they're just sub-par tier much like you.

Y/n: What does that suppose to mean?

Kristana: What do you think it means?!

Y/n: Well I assume is-

Guard #3: Nobody move!

The guard from before barged in the room, rifle pointed at whoever is inside the Server room. Y/n managed to dive to cover leaving Kristana in her lonesome forcing her to raise her hand in surrender.

Guard #3: You are a slippery little American woman, You've caused quite some trouble for us.

Kristana: *whimper* P-please, just let me go. I promise I won't meddle with any of you ever again.

In the corner of her eye, she spots Y/n carefully sneaks up on the guard as he gestures for her to reel him in further. She then looked back at the Guard and shot him a flirtatious grin before letting her jacket fall off her shoulder, showing a bit of her skin along with her "Tactical" bra

Kristana: Maybe we could discuss some...arrangements~

Guard #3: Oh~ then it appears that there might be something...that could be arranged.

Kristana: Oh yes~ Though I will warn you, my tastes might be...more than any man could handle~

Guard #3: I could assure you, there is nothing in this world that is too much for me. I can handle anything.

Y/n: Well you're just a kinky little fuck, aren't ya?

The guard was distracted by Kristana enough to let his guard down and set his rifle on the table, giving Y/n the perfect opportunity to spring his attack. He put the guard on a chokehold while he whisper in his ear.

Y/n: Yeah you like it when I grab onto your neck like this don't ya?

Kristana: Eww, Gross. Anyways I'm wrapping up here could you just finish whatever it is that you're doing?

Y/n: Yeah, one second.

Y/n slammed the butt of his revolver on the guard's head knocking him out as Kristana swipes the drive out of the mainframe before fixing her outfit and went to Y/n who notices something above.

Kristana: Ok, I got the plans in the drive. We can go now.

Y/n: Just a quick question, Kristana. Has that camera always been blinking red?

Kristana looked up to where Y/n is looking and spots a security camera that's staring right at them while blinking red.

Kristana: ahh, shit

Guard's radio: They're in the Server room, rendezvous on their position. Do not let them escape!

Y/n: Double shit.

Kristana: Come on we gotta hurry.

The two rushed to the door with Y/n swiping the rifle on the table before running out of the room, only to be met with a hail of bullets causing them to go back and take cover.

Kristana: Damnit! There are too many of them.

Y/n: No shit, Sherlock!

Kristana: Well sorry Doctor know-it-all. Do you have a plan on getting us out of this mess?

Y/n: Why do I always have to think of a plan?!

Kristana: Duh! Cause you keep dragging us into this mess. Especially with that camera.

Y/n: The camera was already there before we got here. Maybe that's the reason you got caught in the first place. If you saw that before then maybe I wouldn't have to rescue you in the first place.

Kristana: I didn't ask for you to come and save me-

A rocket was shot at their wall, causing the building to shake as they were pulled out of their argument and back to thinking of a plan

Guy with RPG: Reloading!

Y/n: Ok fine, I got an Idea. I have four more flash grenades I'm gonna throw this out and once they look away we peek out and kill them.

Kristana: Wouldn't we get blended when we peek with the flash?

Y/n: Duh, that's why I'm not gonna arm it.

Kristana: Then what makes you think they'll look away when they see it?

Y/n: It's a flash grenade, of course, they're gonna look away. Watch!

Y/n tosses the rifle in his hand to Kristana before taking out a flash grenade from his Spatial inventory, pulling the pin before chucking it out. The guerrilla forces saw the grenade and looked away before it went off, The agents peeked out only to dive back to cover as they were met with the hail of bullets again, pinning them.

Y/n: See!? I told you They'd look away.

Kristana: Yeah, I got it. Ready whenever.

Y/n nods, taking another flash grenade only this time holding it firmly in his hand before casually chucking it out. The enemies looked away, presuming it will blind them giving Y/n and Kristana a chance to fire back, taking out the enemies with little to no resistance. They stepped out and gathered their guns and ammo before continuing their way out.

Y/n: I honestly can't believe that you got caught!

Kristana: You're not gonna let this go aren't you?

Y/n: How could I? I mean, you were caught by a CCTV camera! That's like rule #1 in the agent test.

Kristana: Well, you got caught in the camera too, ya know?.

Y/n: Yeah but I noticed it before you did.

Kristana: No you didn't

Y/n: Yes I did.

Kristana: NO, you didn't!

Y/n: YES, I did! You're just upset that I'm better than you. Cause I'm the greatest secret agent the world has ever-.

Kristana: Look out!

Kristana tackled Y/n into a room, dodging bullets coming from both sides of the hallway they were once in. when the shots were less intense, the two agents peek out and faced different sides of the hallway, taking out a few guerrilla forces before ducking back to the room.

Kristana: You see this is why we broke up, you're always so full of yourself every time and getting ourselves into worse situations, like the one we are in right now.

Y/n: oh please, the worst situation you were probably in is spending time with the guy in the human resource department!

kristana: James has nothing to do with this situation.

Y/n: Really? cause you were implying that he does.

A man threw a grenade at their door, Y/n caught the grenade as it flew to them before chucking it to the other side of the hallway, taking out a few more guerrilla fighters.

Kristana: God, can you not be a total asshole in a mission for once?

Y/n: Oh I'm the asshole?

Guerrilla fighters broke into the door to their room and began shooting at them. Forcing them to topple over a table for cover before shooting back at them.

Kristana: Yes, you are! and slowly you're turning more and more of an asshole than before.

Y/n: Well maybe because I still love you and hate it when you're with someone else besides me.

Y/n stood up from his cover enraged, Shooting the fighters in the head with deadly precision in less than 3 seconds before his rifle then clicked signaling that the gun was empty. The room along with the halls fell silent leaving only the aftermath of their firefight in their wake, causing Y/n to sigh before reloading his rifle along with Kristana.

Kristana: Wait, say that again?

Y/n: I said I still love you. Sure I may be a complete dick, but I do still love you, Kristana.

Kristana: Okay, wow...Even if you say that, how would I know that you're not just messing with me to get back together?

Y/n: GET DOWN!!

Y/n spotted a wounded guerrilla fighter limp up and aimed its rifle at Kristana, Y/n manage to shield Kristana with his own body as the fighter fired the entire mag in his rifle, but due to his injuries, he fired at the ground before bringing it up, hitting Y/n on the shoulder.

Y/n: Argh!

Y/n used the remaining of his momentum to turn to the fighter, pulling out his revolver before shooting him in the head, skidding down the wall leaving a trail of blood as he fell.

Kristana: Oh my god, Y/n!

Y/n: I'm fine...he's a lousy shot anyways.

Y/n pushed himself off of Kristana, holding his wounded shoulder before walking out of the room.

Y/n: You deserve someone better Kristana, if I'm not that person then I hope you find him someday. But no matter what I'll always lay down my life for you.

Y/n then continued walking, Kristana froze in surprise before following Y/n as his words remained fresh in her mind. The two agents manage to get out of the facility and head to the extraction, Y/n giving himself first aid and bandaged his wound just in time as their base was on site.

The two took the elevator to the main lobby to which they were greeted by their colleagues as they congratulate a successful mission. A man then hugged Kristana, he was an average man, clothes nothing too special just enough to call his own style. He smiled happily hugging Kristana as Y/n walks to his office, thanking people but not engaging in small talks.

Man: Oh thank goodness you're alright, I mean of course you'll be you're like the best agent I know.

Kristana: James...if there was a scenario where I was seriously hurt and you were there with a person about to kill me. Will you save me from him?

James: Are you serious? Look at me, I can't save someone even if I tried that's why I leave the saving to you.

Kristana was surprised by the man's, now known as James, bluntness as he wore a bright smile on his face.

James: I mean you were trained to save the world weren't you? What good would that be if you couldn't save yourself?

That smug remark caused Kristana to finally made up her mind. She slapped James right in the face hard in front of everyone, leaving a red handprint on his cheek before walking out.

Kristana: We're over!

She stormed off angrily, letting her feet take her anywhere but her previous location. Her walking stopped when she reached a personal office, she looked at the plaque near the door and she read what was on it.

Y/n Casey Cooper's Office

She wondered why she stormed to here of all places but decided to push through, knocking on his door and waits for a reply. When she heard no response, she lets herself in and noticed something that caused her to blush madly.

She saw Y/n now in his suit attire, half-naked as he was about to put on a shirt. He scans his wardrobe before taking out a red shirt and threw it on. Kristana shook off her flustered state and coughed to gain Y/n's attention.

He turned around, shirt still unbuttoned as he acknowledges Kristana's presence.

Y/n: Oh, didn't see you there. Are you done catching up with your boyfriend?

Kristana: Well...Ex-boyfriend actually.

Y/n: Excuse me?

Kristana; Ex, turns out you were right. The worst situation I was in has always been whenever hanging around him.

Y/n: What's that I heard? Did you say it's another point for Y/n Casey Cooper?

Kristana: *scoff* Whatever...asshole.

Y/n: *chuckle* Well no matter what it is, I hope you find a better one than him.

Kristana: I think I already did.

Kristana walked towards Y/n, pushing him on his desk as she sat on his lap.

Y/n: uhh...What are you doing?

Kristana: I always hate to admit it, but you were the best relationship I've ever had and no one has ever come close to how you treated me before.

Y/n: So, what you're saying is...?

Kristana: I love you, I still do and I want you back. There happy?

Y/n: Well, almost.

They then leaned in before meeting their lips in a passionate kiss. Kristana pushed Y/n further as Y/n lays down with her not letting go of the kiss before pressing a button on his desk causing the door to close automatically before locking automatically.

Once their privacy is set, they continued their make-out session until the next day.

A one-shot opportunity for the greatest S.E.C.R.E.T Agent in the world.

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FINALLY!!!

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