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How Ryu would survive in a zombie apocalypse

Ryu: Ryu here! Hey guys, so I decided to talk about how I survive in a zombie apocalypse.

Yza: Yeah, like we didnt do that already.

Shika: I died by a bullet...

Ayaza: To understand whats going on, read The Apocalypse!

Yza: This is totally not a shameless self promotion for the book that 8mefox first written, and where he made us in, oh no. *cough* #shamelessselfpromotion *cough*

Ryu: Anyways, to survive I need quite a few things.

Rino: Like what?

Ryu: Number 1! Darts!

Yza: Darts the weapon of choice? Snipers are better.

Rino: No, go with a rapid fire gun, you can kill zombies quicker.

Yza: Sniper rifles are more sneaky!

Rino: Would you like to be a sitting duck or destroy them? Its like running 12 critical rather then 4!

Yza: I agree, but to be fair, 12 is not stable!!

Rino: QUICK KILLS!

Yza: SNEAKY KILLS!

Ayaza: CUT IT OUT!!!

Yza and Rino: OH HELL NO!!! *continues fighting*

Ryu: Aw, their so cute together. *laughs* Riza. The Rino x Yza ship!

Rino: Wait what?

Yza: N-no way!!

Ayaza: NafiKagurai will hate you!!! XD

Ryu: Who cares! Anyways, darts are my weapon cause their sharp, small, lightweight, easy to carry round and I'm a good dartsman. Dont waste them! Get any failed dart shots are supplies are limited!

Shika: He has a point.

Ayaza: Point! Hah!

Shika: The more you have and the less heavy it is, the more better it will be.

Yza: Yep. What else do you need?

Ryu: Camoflauging clothes!! Hide, and blend with your surrondings, and kill in the nature...

Yza: When was Ryu this smart?

Ayaza: In that timeline, he's cool, calm, and knows what he's doing. He watched to many movies...

Shika: M-movies?

Yza: Anything else?!

Ryu: Oh, the last thing I need is black facepaint! Lots and lots of black facepaint!

Ayaza: Why? *sweatdrops*

Ryu: So I can look awesome while killing!!!

Everyone except Ryu: *anime fall*

Ryu: What? Anyways, thats what I'd use!! Hey, this could be a tag challenge!!

Yza: Oh no...

Ryu: I TAG!
8mefox
Ayato49
girlpowerrules123
Goldinator
jail251
KatoKaori
KittyKat1907
NafiKagurai
NaruhodouKadoya
parkaraiman
TrioMato
Tsukinawa_Yukino
YudaiMatsuro
There, good luck! And goodbye.

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