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Summoning a gang of fools

The multiverse is a theory where there are multiple earths or timelines. A vast place where infinite worlds and infinite timelines within the multiverse each with different stories to be told. Anything and everything can happen at the same time. But within the multiverse are cracks, cracks where creators of a universe exist to either exude their powers over creations or merely cause a little bit of havoc without any explanation.

A fucking white light suddenly washed over all of Remnant. As a result, a number of people were transported to an unknown location, in piles. Lucky the beds saved the poor bastards fall.

"FUCK!"

"MY SHOULDER!"

"MY ELBOW!"

"MY HEAD HURTS LIKE HELL!"

"My butt landed on something soft?"

"GET YOUR ASS OFF OF MY FACE!"

"GET A ROOM YOU TWO!"

"SHUT UP!"

"NORA!"

Team RWBY and Team JNPR had woke up to see that they were thrown into a, admittedly, nice movie theatre. Ruby saw were nice seats and red curtains and asked, "Where are we?"

Yang replied with "Sis, for once I am going to be completely straight with you, I have no freaking idea."

It was an elegant theatre with red carpeting, comfy chairs, and a very large screen. The main colors seemed to be red and orange, but there was also a healthy amount of gold in the decor. All in all, it seemed like a very high-end theatre, even Weiss thought as much.

"So, which of you idiots caused this?" Weiss fumed, obviously pretty pissed at the whole situation.

Everyone looks to Ruby. She notices this and begins to sweat and chuckle nervously. "W-why you guys looking at me?"

"Shut up you dolt, you know exactly what, I don't know how, but this is your fault, now you get us out!" screeched Weiss.

"Please calm down Miss Schnee, I highly doubt that this is Miss Rose's fault." said a familiar voice from the back says.

Team RWBY and Team JNPR turns around, and in the back of the room, they see Ozpin standing with general Ironwood and Professor Goodwitch, along with team JNPR. Ozpin stand's smiling with his trademark coffee cup in tow. Goodwitch looks like Wiess did when she first got here, and Ironwood looks very similar, except more cold than angry.

"Headmaster Ozpin?" Blake asks "Why are we all here?" She had been silently taking everything in until now, but she is about ready to crack.

Nora interjects herself into the conversation "Maybe we were kidnapped by a douche who wants to see us break down. Or possibly we were brought here by a magic guy. Probably a healthy mixture of both."

No one except Ren could really find words at that moment "She tried to modify her weapon to include a pancake launcher, but she just ate all the pancakes instead. Her body has 15% more sugar in it now."

Ironwood and Ozpin had a conversation with just looks and glares while this was happening, something along the lines of 'Are we trusting the future with them?' With Ozpin replying with a 'yes.'

Ozpin decided that now would be a good time to say something "Children, I have absolutely no idea why we are here or who brought us, but as long as you stay calm, we should be fine." In reality, he was trying to bait whoever or whatever brought them here.

"Well, fucking congratulations Ozpin!" A powerful yet slightly playful voice in one of the front seats. "You have successfully baited me into introducing myself very earlier than intended." The origin of the voice stood up, and the group in the back could make out his features. He was wearing a half of a white suit and the other half was a black suit. He has triangular wings that are about the same height as itself. His large shoulder pauldrons have two large spikes protruding vertically.

His head is covered in spikes; twin spikes jut from its cheeks, long spikes sideways from the back of the head, two from the temples, a short spike on the chin, and a tri-spiked crest on the top of its head. The being's mouth is lipless, with pointed white teeth. He has red eyes and the sapphire in his forehead. His shoes were brown.

"Hello, my friends, my name is... well, you can just call me Zaku. Welcome to my precious theatre. If you could wait just a moment, some more of your acquaintances should be arriving shortly." Said the self-proclaimed Zaku, seemingly oblivious on how the rest of the people in the room were looking at him. 'You really just expect us to just take this lying down?" Said Blake in disbelief. "You kidnapped us all, how you did that is beyond me, and now you call yourself Zaku and tell us to wait for people who we know, but you won't tell us who?"

"Ehh, I don't like the word kidnapped, I prefer 'Taken to a fun new place by a new friend.' Yeah, I like that a lot more. Well, actually, that makes me sound like a pedophile..." Zaku mused as he waved her off.

"You are insane," says Ironwood. "Why even bring us to a movie theatre of all places? You had the power to kidnap all of us, and we were taken to see movies?"

Zaku appeared in front of Ironwood and punched him in the face. Ironwood has blood on his face. "You're aura and semblance are both gone so... you should really be careful with such words." Zaku warns James.

Ozpin just asked, "You can remove aura from people?"

Zaku replied with a cheerful "Yup!"

While that was happening, the group heard what sounded like someone yelling. Then, two people fell from what seemed like the ceiling. The both landed flat on their asses. One had a very particular choice in hair colors and was carrying a parasol. The other wore a bowler hat and was smoking a cigar.

"Goddamnit Neo, next time, I'm choosing what we do for 'sibling bonding'." Said the familiar voice of a certain dust thief. "Look what you got us into, you got us stuck in this movie theatre with all these peopl-..." he looks around as he suddenly stops mid-sentence, probably to marvel how screwed he was at that moment. His entire situation could be summarized by one simple word. "...Fuck."

Zaku snapped his fingers and a girl with black hair, amber eyes and fair skin wearing a red dress with gold accents and black glass heels. A pale, young man with gray eyes and gray hair partially slicked back while unkempt at the front. He wears a slate gray and black two-tone partial-zip jacket that covers his upper body. He also wears a single notched belt with what appears to be a sash or bandana draped over it. Protecting his arms are a set of rerebraces and vambraces. A young woman with medium-brown skin and dark-red eyes. Her hair is a light, mint-green with a straight fringe and bangs as well as two long locks on each side in the back. She wears two bronze-colored rings on her middle fingers as well as a pair of strappy high-heeled pumps.

"Mercury... Get off of me now." Emerald warned the young man. Zaku snapped his fingers and everyone saw the future scenes of Vol. 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 into their minds. Zaku also summoned the villains and everyone got in a battle stance.

Yang, Weiss, and Blake all rushed the criminal. Zaku thought at that moment that maybe he should step in.

He then stood in front of Torchwick facing away from him, towards the group. He did some quick hand gestures and a barrier of pure magic was erected in front of him. When Blake hit it, it felt like she ran into a brick wall, she reared back in pain.

"Please do not harm my guests; after all, I specifically brought Roman for one person and Neo for the other and Mercury for another. You three know who you are. Anyways, as you may have noticed, you all have absolutely no aura! Wow, am I right. I removed it because you do not need it here, all you guys will be doing is watching some movies!" Zaku says, a little too happily.

"Pft, please, who would want Torchwick to be here?" Weiss said. She just could not wrap her head why someone would want this so-called 'Neo', much less Torchwick.

"Oh my dear popsicle, you would be surprised on who here wants this guy here. Also, don't be mean to Torchwick, he's cool." Zaku said, all while still smirking, "You want a hint, okay..." Ruby pulled her hood down while blushing, praying to Oum that he made the wrong guess. "She's short, She's on your team, and she's fifteen years old!" Zaku said in a game show host voice, "That's right it's Roman Torchwick's secret love, RRRRUUUBYYY ROOOSEEE!" he points at Ruby, all while she is pulling down her hood further and further. Everyone who is not the Zaku, Roman, Neo, Nora, and surprisingly Yang look on in horror.

Suddenly, stage lights focus in on Ruby, the screen comes to life and shows a close up of Ruby's face blush and all, The Price is Right theme plays, and confetti falls from the ceiling. Literally, everything that could happen to focus on Ruby was happening at that moment. Ruby had one thought running through her head 'please make it stop.'

Roman was no better. He says he never blushes, but that moment proved without a shadow of a doubt that he does. Neo was laughing her ass off at his expense.

Zaku strolls right up to Ruby "Ruby!" he says in his game-show voice. "How does it feel to be the next winner of 'I just had my boyfriend revealed and that's a bad thing because he is a criminal'?" Ruby's only reply was to blush deeper. "That's about what I expected." Zaku says and he begins to walk away. But before he takes three steps, he whips around and says "But wait! There's more!" He says, now in more of an infomercial voice. "If you call right now, I will tell you who wanted Miss Neopolitan to come along. I'll help you out as I did with Ruby, He's tall, He's blond, and his last name rhymes with 'park'. That's right it's the loveable, adorable knight of Beacon Academy, it's JJJAAAUUUNEE AAARRRCCC!"

Everyone whose attention was previously on Ruby, looked over to Jaune. Surprisingly, he looked pretty calm about the whole mess. He had a little blush, but nothing too major. Same goes for Neo, who was a little redder because she was being harassed by her brother, but nothing too bad.

"Jaune! Hi, I'd like you to tell the audience how you are feeling right at this moment." Zaku says.

Jaune decides to play along. "Well Zaku, I feel a little embarrassed, but all in all, I was going to say something soon, so might as well be now!" He had a pretty big grin on his face.

"Well Jaune, what if I told you that since day one, Nikos had a crush on you?" That wiped the smirk off of Jaune's face. Zaku begins to laugh "A-and now you crushed her dreams, wow. Just wow. And I thought I was the dick."

"Oh please, don't worry, you still are," says Roman. Zaku and Roman begin to laugh hysterically at this.

"You see, this is why I brought him. And for him to be cute with Ruby." Cue blush storm from both.

"And we're not done yet! We have a triple couple! He's a young silver haired boy! He has a crush on two women." Mercury was covering his face by his hands. "These two are teenagers. One of them is a blonde haired girl who gets angry too easily. And the other is a green haired girl who steals wallets." Yang was blushing and hiding and so was Emerald.

"That's right Mercury Black's secret loves are both EEEEMMMEEERRRALLLDDD SSSUUUSSSTTTRRRAIII and YYYYAAANGGG XXXIIAAAO LLLOONGGG!"

The stage lights were now focusing in on Yang, Mercury, and Emerald. The screen shows a close of the three people faces. Mercury was blushing red, Yang's face was red as a cherry and Emerald was blushing and steam was coming out of her hair.

"So triple lover birds! How you did feel being the new center stage!" Zaku asked them. They were speechless and couldn't utter a word.

"Oops they're speechless. But we got side-tracked. The reason I brought you all here was that of a very simple reason. I was extremely bored, and you deserve some more fun in your lives. So, I decided to make it so that you people can hopefully be entertained, and by extension, I will too. I have a large collection of movies, T.V., and music videos edited to make you all characters or main characters. Also, no attacking anyone else. We might have new people enter at varying times. Any questions?"

"Yes, just one." Ruby says. "Do we have assigned seats?"

"No, but you and Roman have to sit next to each other. Same goes for Jaune and Neo. And Mercury, Yang and Emerald." Zaku replies.

Everyone loves to sit in the middle rows. "We all good? Good, let's go down this rabbit hole, shall we?" Zaku puts in the first disk and...

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