Another requested (Let's do this!)

Jaune and Tyrian were having fun with their symbiotes. Everyone else was hiding behind Zaku. "That's enough you two!" Zaku told the two. He removed the symbiotes from Jaune and Tyrian.

"Boo! You suck" They both said.

"Stop acting like children." Zaku says, "It's time for some vines..."

"What's a vine?" Neo asked.

"Vines are clips of a person doing something funny. We're going to be seeing both Mercury and Jaune doing something hilarious." The being told the ice cream girl.

"Okay then let's watch it." Roman says. Zaku throws a orb at the screen.

The lights go off and the screen seemed to flickered a bit it still turned on to see Mercury walking in a room where Ozpin, Ironwood, Lionheart, and a few other teachers sitting down. Mercury's friends are watching outside the office. "What are your talents?" Ozpin asked.

Mercury pulls out a water bottle and he throws it in the air and the bottle spins. The bottle is going slow motion. Mercury walks out the office looking cool and awesome. Ozpin and the others are looking at the bottle. The water bottle lands perfectly and everyone is shock and going crazy.

 "YOOOOO!!!" The guys shouted. "Boys..." The women just muttered.

"I can totally do that." Mercury said.

Zaku was just grinning. Even though this wasn't part of his plan but he didn't care.

"That was funny." Ruby grinned.

"It kinda was." Weiss stated.

The scene changed to Sun and Neptune standing on the wooden plank and Neptune gets a called from Jaune. "I heard you wasn't going to pay me my money." Jaune said. "So what about it?" Neptune asked. Jaune jumps out of the water and is holding his Crocea Mors. Neptune has a shocked expression on his face that Jaune popped out of the water. Jaune is about to Neptune's head clean off.

"HE'S FUCKED!" Qrow laughed. "He is screwed indeed." Winter said as she was laughing. This was too good.

Willow and Whitley were laughing at the poor boy's fate.

"Hahahaha!" Team RWBY laughed.

The scene to a bunch of teenagers looking for someone and they see Mercury talking to someone on his scroll. "That's the guy who's been messing with our girls." The leader said. "YEAH!" The rest screamed. "Let's get him." The leader says. "Yeah!" They ran towards Black. Mercury saw them and he walks toward them and he snaps his fingers and creates a massive energy wave.

"Damn!" Roman said in impressed.

"I want that ability." Neo whispers.

"This is interesting." Ozpin laughed. 

"How to avoid fights." Salem giggled.

The screen now showed Jaune kicks a door and is holding a bag. He goes to different and steals the gifts. He has a hold of everything and he's about to walk out the door but looks left and sees Team CRDL were watching the whole. He flips them off and walks out and Team CDRL chases Jaune.

The entire theater laughed.

"Why didn't you do that earlier Jaune." Pyrrha wipes her tears away. She couldn't believe her teammate pulled it off.

"Great going Jaune-Jaune." Nora cheered. She always knew that her leader could do something awesome and dangerous.

"Well done Jaune." Ren smiled.

"I'm totally going to do that." Jaune laughed.

Cut to Mercury, Adam, and Roman sitting on couch smoking some weed. And they heard a doorbell ring. Velvet is outside and holding a bag. Mercury opens to see Velvet holding their food but in the three men point of view. She looks like she's on cloud 9 herself. "Herro... It me." She says as she makes a funny face.

"WHAT?!" Yatsuhashi said out loud.

Velvet spikes out her drink. She couldn't believe what she saw.

Coco was dying of laughter.

Fox was giggling to himself.

The others were trying to catch their breaths.

"Damn now I want to do some drugs too." Roman muttered.

The scene switched to Oobleck handing Jaune's test face down to Jaune. Team RWBY got an A- and shows it off to Jaune and his team. Jaune turns over his test and got an A+. Jaune shows Team RWBY his score and they couldn't believe it. Jaune smiles and does a victory dance with his group infront of Team RWBY.

"Oh snap!" Arslan yelled.

"Damn it!" Yang pouts.

"Sucks to be you guys." Zaku was laughing.

"This has been fun." Watts replies.

"Very fun and quitehumorous." Hazel states.

The screen switched to a teenager who gets a call from Mercury. "Yo, Dave I heard you were talking shit on your chat." Mercury said. Dave opens the door to see Mercury and his squad. "What's good now?" Mercury smirked. Dave makes a wtf face but looks funny. Mercury cracks his knuckles and his squad pulled out boxing gloves. Dave pushes two guys' asides and makes a run for it but Mercury and his squad chase him.

"Run kid run!" Tai screamed. He was enjoying this very much.

Raven just smirked at these vines.

Glynda was laughing too much so she grabbed herself a glass of water.

"This is great!" Port yelled. He was having a great time.

"I-I can't stop laughing." Oobleck was taking deep breaths but continued to laugh.

'This is fantastic.' Nebula thought.

The scene switched to Sun is on a date with a girl. But the girl he is dating wouldn't let him speak. He pulls out his scroll and calls Jaune. "Save me." He whispers. "I got you homie." Jaune says as he throws the rope. Sun catches the rope. "Bye bitch!" He says as he gets pulled away from this awful date.

"You would actually do that?" Blake asked Sun.

"No." Sun replied, 'Unless she won't let tell her one of my adventures.' He thought to himself.

"Totally worth it." Nadir laughed. She was glad that her team was summoned to watch these funny clips.

"More! More! Keep on bring it!" Bolin clapped her hands. This was entertainment to her and she liked it.

"Too good." Scarlet said.

The screen turns off and the lights come back on.

"Alright that's enough giggles and laugh for today." Zaku tells everyone.

Zaku's audience got up and went to go get some rest.