(Note the warning in the last chapter if you have not read it please do.)
(Present Time age 17)
???: watch where you're going you dolt!
Me: well excuse me you royal pain in the ass!
???2: now now no need to get into a fight Weiss I'm sure it was an accident like what happened with you and me.
Me: highly unlikely red!
Weiss: ruby stop trying to defend this idiot!
Me: ok that's it *grabs Weiss by the throat* insult me again go ahead and insult me again and I'll snap your neck like a toothpick!
*suddenly mercury comes and restrains me with a head lock while emerald helps Weiss to her feet*
Yang: woah ok where did you two come from?
Me: let go!
Mercury: Easy bud Easy.
Emerald: are you ok?
Weiss: what the hell were you raised in the wild or something! and yes I'm fine thank you.
Me: oh so now you're calling me a wild animal huh!? I'll show you how much of an animal I am!
*i suddenly get "bubbled"
???: that's enough mister silverfang.
Me: oh no miss witch I'm just getting started!
Cinder: really little brother not even five minutes and you're all ready picking fights.
Me: she started it!
Glynda: that's enough out of all of you.
RWBY: Yes miss goodwitch.
Me: grrrrr fine but this ain't over you cold hearted flat chested- *the bubble was sound proofed*
glynda: no more profanity mister silverfang.
*glynda takes me to the office*
cinder: sorry about my brother now who are all of you?
Ruby: I'm ruby rose leader of team rwby! That's Blake, Yang, and Weiss!
Cinder: nice to meet you, i'm Wrex's sister cinder fall.
Emerald: my name is emerald sustrai
Mercury: mercury black
Blake: you might want to do something about your brother.
Cinder: *sigh* I try but he refuses to grow up.
Yang: I know that feeling *looks at ruby*
Ruby: hey!
*suddenly a Cardin-al goes flying past* (I know it's a pun but come at me with a weapon I'll send the horde)
Me: I can't wait till you hit the ground jack ass!
RWBY: •••
Cinder: what did you do now!?
Me: oh nothing just dealing with a pest.
*puts arms behind head to look cool before cinder slaps me*
Me: OW!
Cinder: now what team are you on here.
Me: ... *glares at Weiss*
Weiss: what? Oh no do not tell me you were put on our team!
Me: no not exactly more like there are no more rooms so I have to bunk with you bitches. *yang covers Ruby's ears during that last part*
ruby: hey!
Me: I'm a one man team so I listen to nobody but me!
Yang: yeah right and I'm a unicorn.
Mercury: *chuckles at that statement*
Me:💢 grrrr don't mock me!
*yang winks at me before removing her hands from Ruby's ears*
Me: screw this im going to train in the forest!
Yang: want me to come with ya wolfy~?
Me: oh go finger yourself in the ass!
Yang: *quickly covers Ruby's ears again before yelling* sorry! not into that~!
(Yo wrex here Ok I know I haven't updated this in ages but I've been stuck in a writers block also don't get after me about the profanity this will die down as the story continues but it won't disappear so you are rewarned don't read this if y'all are gonna try and get it banned due to the dark nature of this book and it's
profanity I repeat you have been rewarned)